Ankap - Angry at the Mayans for a false prediction? POST YOUR GRIEVANCES HERE!

[hyebruin]

Whenever you feel like a loser, just remember that you're the sperm that won.

LOL depite the fact that the champion of a sperm turned out to be a total loser of an adult and a parasite of society

[Anonymouse]

If I had one of those machines that spit tennis balls I would use it on her.

[Anonymouse]

The sad part is, now I have to go to class.

[Anonymouse]

The cheese is old and moldy, where is the bathroom?

[Anonymouse]

I used to have Childcraft and I would read mother goose nursery rhymes

Bye, baby bunting,
Father's gone a-hunting,
Mother's gone a-milking,
Sister's gone a-silking,
Brother's gone to buy a skin
To wrap the baby bunting in.

[thedebutante]

"I was up there a while back with a delegation of union folks and they made me leave my guitar and case checked with the lieutenant of the police because I had a sign on the guitar that said, "This Machine Kills Fascists". On the outside it said, "SUPPORT THE GM STRIKERS".

Do you suppose that they felt like I was controling the thoughts of the American Citizen a little too much?"

-woody guthrie

love the sarcasm

[Anonymouse]

Indeed. I like that quote too.

[thedebutante]

i just discovered today that my prostitute name is busty the lusty

[Anonymouse]

How to eat raspberries so you dont get little seeds in your teeth: Squish them against the roof of your mouth.

[thedebutante]

i just did my reading for my class

woohoo