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  • Re: The Ankap Thread

    Originally posted by One-Way
    I got stood up today.

    It's not funny, but go ahead and laugh.

    And not the kind where you go out and wait, and no one shows up.

    The kind where the fucking bitch doesn't pick up her phone and makes her cousin pick up, and say she's too busy to talk! WELL, IF YOU DIDN'T FUCKING WANNA GO OUT, BITCH - YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE SUGGESTED IT! FUCK YOU!
    You should tee pee her car and and pee on it!
    Achkerov kute.

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    • Re: The Ankap Thread

      Hockey!

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      • Re: The Ankap Thread

        Ding-a-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling!

        Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
        Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!

        Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
        Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
        I've got this feeling, so appealing,
        for us to get together and sing. Sing!

        Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
        Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding donana phone
        It grows in bunches, I've got my hunches,
        It's the best! Beats the rest!
        Cellular, Modular, Interactivodular!

        Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
        Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
        Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping panana phone
        It's no baloney, it ain't a pony
        My cellular bananular phone!

        Don't need quarters, don't need dimes,
        to call a friend of mine!
        Don't need computer or TV,
        to have a real good time!
        I'll call for pizza. I'll call my cat.
        I'll call the white house, have a chat!
        I'll place a call around the world, operator get me Beijing
        -jing-jing-jing!

        (Soprano Sax Solo)
        Yeah!

        Play that thing!
        (Piano Solo)

        Whooo Hooo!

        Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
        Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop
        Yin yang yin yang yin yang ying yonana phone
        It's a real live mama and papa phone,
        a brother and sister and a dogaphone,
        a grandpa phone and a grandma phone too! Oh Yeah!
        My cellular, bananular phone!

        Banana phone, ring ring ring!
        (It's a phone with appeal!)
        Banana phone, ring ring ring!
        (Now you can have your phone and eat it too!)
        Banana phone, ring ring ring!
        (This song drives me, Bananas!)
        Banana phone, ring ring ring!

        Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop-doop!

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        • Re: The Ankap Thread

          Baby Beluga in the deep blue sea,
          Swim so wild and you swim so free.
          Heaven above, and the sea below,
          And a little white whale on the go.

          Baby beluga, baby Beluga, is the water warm?
          Is your mama home with you, so happy.

          Way down yonder where the dolphins play,
          Where they dive and splash all day,
          The waves roll in and the waves roll out,
          See the water squirting out of your spout.

          Baby beluga, baby Beluga, sing your little song,
          Sing for all your friends, we like to hear you.

          When it's dark, you're home and fed,
          Curl up snug in your water bed.
          Moon is shining and the stars are out,
          Good night, little whale, goodnight.

          Baby beluga, baby Beluga, with tomorrow's sun,
          Another day’s begun, you'll soon be waking.

          Baby Beluga in the deep blue sea,
          Swim so wild and you swim so free.
          Heaven above and the sea below,
          And a little white whale on the go.
          You’re just a little white whale on the go.

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          • Re: The Ankap Thread

            Down by the bay
            Where the watermelons grow
            Back to my home
            I dare not go
            For if I do
            My mother will say
            "Did you ever see a fly
            Wearing a tie?"
            Down by the bay.

            Down by the bay
            Where the watermelons grow
            Back to my home
            I dare not go
            For if I do
            My mother will say
            "Did you ever see a bear
            Combing his hair?"
            Down by the bay.

            Down by the bay
            Where the watermelons grow
            Back to my home
            I dare not go
            For if I do
            My mother will say
            "Did you ever see a moose
            Kissing a goose?"
            Down by the bay.

            Down by the bay
            Where the watermelons grow
            Back to my home
            I dare not go
            For if I do
            My mother will say
            "Did you ever see a whale
            With a polka dot tail?"
            Down by the bay.

            Down by the bay
            Where the watermelons grow
            Back to my home
            I dare not go
            For if I do
            My mother will say
            "Did you ever see some llamas
            Eating pajamas?"
            Down by the bay.

            Down by the bay
            Where the watermelons grow
            Back to my home
            I dare not go
            For if I do
            My mother will say
            "Did you ever have a time
            When you couldn't make a rhyme?"
            Down by the bay.

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            • Re: The Ankap Thread

              I'm happy to announce, www.MC-One-Way.com is now in the works!
              Last edited by One-Way; 01-21-2006, 02:50 PM.

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              • Re: The Ankap Thread

                Originally posted by One-Way
                I'm happy to announce, www.MC-One-Way.com is now in the works!
                Are you gonna have a forum?
                Achkerov kute.

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                • Re: The Ankap Thread

                  This forum moves one step forward two step backward.

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                  • Re: The Ankap Thread

                    Originally posted by Anonymouse
                    Are you gonna have a forum?
                    You know, I was thinking about it. Maybe.

                    Can I count on you to come and contribute 10,000+ posts?

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                    • Re: The Ankap Thread

                      Originally posted by peroxiderash
                      This forum moves one step forward two step backward.

                      at least it doesnt move 3 steps backward like yours

                      ohhhhhhhhhh

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