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  • Re: The Ankap Thread

    Originally posted by Anahita
    ER=rgh.

    JUST 'bite me'
    (or/before I bite you.)
    Just go sleep. You aren't making any sense. But then again, you never are.
    Achkerov kute.

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    • Re: The Ankap Thread

      I MAKE SENSE. That is my primary profession (without pay.)

      You... what do you do? [edit: poof, he vanishes]
      Last edited by Anahita; 05-30-2006, 11:49 PM.

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      • Re: The Ankap Thread

        Originally posted by Anahita
        I MAKE SENSE. That is my primary profession (without pay.)

        You... what do you do? [edit: poof, he vanishes]
        I make sure to delete or move your posts when you don't make sense. And on those beautiful occasions, ban you.
        Achkerov kute.

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        • Re: The Ankap Thread

          Originally posted by Anonymouse
          This joke made me laff out loud. lol.
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          Are you ready for the a hippie, a nun, and a bus driver?
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          Are you suuuuuuure?
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          Well, here it is.
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          Ha Ha I'm kidding but no really here it is.
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          A hippie, a nun, and a bus driver


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          Haha a little more you can do it!

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          Just a little more
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          Aren't you proud you came this far? Keep going!

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          One day this hippie was on a bus and saw a nun. He went up to her and said "come on, have sex with me." She said "no, that would be against my religion!" The nun got off the bus at the church. The bus driver, who had overheard the conversation, told the hippie to dress up as someone else, go into the church, and ask her again.

          The next day the hippie got high and dressed up as someone else. He saw the nun in the church praying and asked her to have sex with him. She said "o.k., but you have to do me in the butt so I won't lose my virginity." They did it, and afterwards the hippie pulled off his mask and said "ha ha, I'm the hippie." Then the nun pulled off her mask and said "ha ha, I'm the bus driver."
          Me us goings to trys to say sumthin that is not just stoopd and mean crap and makes sense so thats I get not dekleted and junk,....
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          er....
          hmm... That above is quoted, as written, with text as written, from this thread, and that was written BY YOU (I quoted exactly as you wrote), Anonymouse.

          A HIPPIE A NUN AND A BUS DRIVER>>> I made the joke long before your 'punchline.'

          So, now, define SPAM please, Anonymouse (et al.)?

          MAYBE???

          http://www.mooreed.com.au/products/d...es/9251big.jpg
          Last edited by Anahita; 05-31-2006, 12:17 AM.

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          • Re: The Ankap Thread

            YEAH, as buttslime, Tomservo. At least that doesn't offend the xxxxroaches.

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            • Re: The Ankap Thread

              Anahita wants to be banned.
              Achkerov kute.

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              • Re: The Ankap Thread

                Do it.

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                • Re: The Ankap Thread

                  Who here wants to reincarnate as buttslime (retaining awareness of their previous human life and actions that got them there)? Raise your hand.

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                  • Re: The Ankap Thread

                    Do it!

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                    • Re: The Ankap Thread

                      Originally posted by TomServo
                      Do it!
                      Maybe as c-ckroach buttslime (Tomservo won't be back as buttslime, though).
                      Last edited by Anahita; 05-31-2006, 07:31 AM.

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