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**Anonymouse** · 08-12-2008, 12:11 AM

Re: Ankap - Ya bro, I got this really good deal on my blackberry, bro. I have interne

I was just thinking how interesting it would be if you were a taxi driver. What sort of job would that be, hmm?

Quite an interesting one I'd imagine. You would drive all day and have all sorts of random weird strangers in your car and you just learn so much about the world!

Taxi drivers have met all sorts and every kinds of people you can think of. They have seen it all (and maybe even done it all), and it would be interesting to have a drink with a taxi driver to contemplate the meaning of life.

There's this quote by Sandra Carey, “Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life.”

Now that taxi driver is not going to impart knowledge upon your mind. The taxi driver will only speak of wisdom. You listen to that taxi driver, and listen carefully, for if you want to make a wonderful life, you will need wisdom, and wisdom is in the mind of the cabby.

**Anonymouse** · 08-12-2008, 12:26 AM

Re: Ankap - Ya bro, I got this really good deal on my blackberry, bro. I have interne

Once upon a time there was this little boy and he was so boring. He just sat around all day and did nothing. His parents just loved it. They never said anything. In fact, that little boy (who was crazy) grew up (2 years later) to be a big fat kid and still doing nothing. He just sits there and he doesn't even get up to move. No siree, he crawls his way to and fro. He sort of drags his lightly battered dough boy body across the floor to the next perceived destination.

And of course the parents just walk around all day with smiles and bragging about how wonderful their child is because he is doing nothing. They go up to the neighbors and say, "Do you know we are the most proud parents?" The neighbors say, "Well, I always thought I was kind of a proud parent myself." And then the little boy's parents said, "Well, we are very proud of our son, he has already made us proud, unlike other parents who say one day their child will make them proud." And the neighbors inquire, "Oh reeeeeallay? What has your child done?" The little boys parents smiling and slowly open their mouth in this joyful response with a big a smile, "Our son had done absolutely nothing, and it was absolutely everything. He occasionally beats our dog with a hot wing, but when he does that, we confiscate hot wings for four weeks and then all he has to eat are perogees!" Neighbors: "So you're telling us he's a fat kid." Little boys parents: "Yes, and we are proud that he is a fat kid, this way he will just be fat and watch Judge MillianJudyMathisBrown all day. So he can be a lawyer."

While this dialogue was going on, the little boy who did nothing all day (who was boring and fat too), was sitting there watching Maury Povich (the new Jerry Springer, because you know, the old Jerry Springer is so passe these days). As he was watching Maury Povich sympathize with some teenage pregnant kid who wants to be a pimp but in love with a midget who just so happens to be her sister's husband who has a thing for chicks who are amputees who may be pregnant, as Maury stands by with a DNA testing crew where ever he goes, the big fat kid (who may also still be a little boy) is eating hot wings and when he finishes the hot wings, he takes the bone and starts beating their dog with it. The dog gets mad and starts barking at the little fat boy and so the dog attacks and bites the fat kid who did nothing all day (who was boring and fat) and his parents bragged about him all day (because he was fat), and so the little fat boy is now crying and then stops, pauses momentarily and just does nothing, and starts continuing to cry. It turns out the dog had rabies and the little fat kid didn't make it. Yep, he was dead.

The parents were devastated and they shot themselves, midair, as they jumped from a cliff, but not before dabbling themselves in gasoline and then torching themselves.

This was such a happy family.

**TomServo** · 08-12-2008, 12:26 AM

Re: Ankap - Ya bro, I got this really good deal on my blackberry, bro. I have interne

Isaac Hayes and Bernie Mac.

**Anonymouse** · 08-12-2008, 12:28 AM