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Hi! I'm the Ryan Seacrest, the famous metrosexual astronaut that released my turds into space that I had carried with me in a plastic Ziploc bag (because Ziploc is the best) and released it during my space walk. That made me famous and so I got to be on a tv show talking to people who looked like turds. I am here to give you some advice to these fading forums.
-Never ever work at retail. If you do, you will be dealing with stupid people. And you cant put cute stickers on your name tag. If you do work at retail, the plus side is that you will get the special store discount, plus free credit card numbers from purchase receipts!
-Being a plumber. The best part about being a plumber is you have your own truck/van (sometimes). The bad side is that it says you're a plumber and it has a telephone number. Not a good way to get chicks. Also, you may do alot of work under the sink, in which case you can potentially outstretch your self and reveal your buttcrack from your 10 year old jeans. I guess the one cool thing a plumber gets to do is use an authentic free plunger or a wrench!
So let these little advisory gems be an example of the kind of quality service you will receive at Ryan Seacrest's Advice Service.
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