Sing Along Thread!

[Anonymouse]

Everyone, this thread has that awesome diarrhea song! Please sing along and feel free to add verses!

When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

You're getting in a state
Cos' you've left it very late
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

It comes out of your bum
like a bullet from a gun
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

It runs down your leg
Like a scrambled egg
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

It's not very funny
But it's very hot and runny
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

[Anonymouse]

Re: Sing Along Thread!

Here's mine:

When your stomach is badly churning
And your poop is really burning
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

[Anonymouse]

Re: Sing Along Thread!

When your forehead is in sweat
And your poop makes a vignette
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

[TomServo]

Re: Sing Along Thread!

Cha cha cha!