Please help raise money to feed her...

[Anonymouse]

I just received word that she will not be Santa this year if we don't help her.

She is on a shortage of food for some unknown reasons and she lost all her money on some unknown things. But the email said that alot of little kids will not be happy when Santa doesn't come.

We must keep her alive at all costs.



NOTE: She does not eat kids.

[jahannam]

I wouldn't mind raising money for her...
to get her a GYM MEMBERSHIP!

[omniscient]

oh god i wanna just xxxx her arm, so nice and thick

[jahannam]

oh my god
so you ARE gay!!

[gorsenvadz]

ughhhh i think im going to start having nightmares :?

[sSsflamesSs]

*presents a big-ass sharp needle, with an evil look in her eyes* :twisted:

[gorsenvadz]

stops flames w/ the needle due to fear of what will come out of that thing when popped :P

[sSsflamesSs]

Ok, um, thank you?

Yea, that would be rather nasty. I didn't think that far ahead with all my excitement.

[gorsenvadz]

hmmm i wonder what would come out.....a bunch of air.....a whole lot of lard...ugghhh i think im going 2 ops: b sick

[sSsflamesSs]

Want to find out? :twisted:

...But I'll wait until omniscient finishes humping her arm.