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  • #11
    ALL THITH TIME WE WERE IN THE RETALDED THONE !!!!! 8)

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    • #12
      HEY! RETARDTH ARE THUPER COOL.

      THUT UP, OR I'LL THPIT ON YOU!

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      • #13
        u won't thpit on me, ill thpit on you, am i making mythelf clear, if not then
        PEATH!

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        • #14
          PITHTH ON YOU TOO!











          (HAVE YOU HEARD THAT ITALIAN JOKE? )

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          • #15
            and that would be??

            (the joke :?: :?: :?: )

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            • #16
              I had initially posted this in the Humor section under "Italiano Humor".

              It's even better in audio, but I don't know how to post the file, sorry. :?

              _______________

              Here is the text of the complaint letter which an Italiano tourist
              wrote to the Manager of a hotel in London.


              Dear Signor Diretorre,

              Now I am tella you the story how I was treated at your hotella.
              I am comma from Palermo as tourist to London and stay as a
              young man at your hotella.

              When I comma in my room I see no xxxx in my bed. How can
              I sleep with no xxxx in my bed? I calla down the Receptione and
              tell:

              "I wanna xxxx". They tella me, " Go to the toillett ". I said, "
              You no understand. I wanna xxxx in my bed ". They said, "You
              betta not xxxx in your bed, you sonnawaxxxxx".

              Signor Diretorre, what is sonnawaxxxxx?

              I go down to ristorante for breakfast. I order bacona and eggs
              and two pisses of toast. I getta only one piss of toast. I
              tella waitress and point to toast. "I wanna piss". She tella me, "Go
              to the toillett". I say, "You no understand. I wanna piss on my
              plate".

              She then say to me, "You bloody fella better not piss on the plate,
              you sonnawaxxxxx". Second person who do not even know me
              and call me sonnawaxxxxx! What is sonnawaxxxxx?

              Later I go dinner into restorante. Spoon and knife is laid but no
              fock. I tella waitress " I wanna fock", and she tella me, "Sure,
              everybody wanna fock". I tell her, "You no understand. I wanna fock on the
              table".

              She then tell me, "So you sonnawaxxxxx, wanna fock on the table?
              Get your ass outa here!" So I go to the receptione and ask for
              bills. I no wanna stay in your hotel no more.

              When I have pay the bills, the porter say to me, "Thank you and piss
              be with you". I say " Piss on you too, you sonnawaxxxxx".

              He looks unhappy and shows me his middle finger. Why, Signor
              Directorre?

              I go back to Italy! I never more comma stay in your hotella,

              You Sonnawaxxxxx!

              Givonni
              ____________________

              THITH WATH AN EXTHEPTION. IF YOU PLAN TO POTHT HERE, FOLLOW THE RULE!

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              • #17


                ok, ok ill THTART TO FOLLOW THE LULES!

                but where are the lules ops:

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