Cruel and unusual punishment

[fIReBuRntInHeLL]

ok, ok ill THTART TO FOLLOW THE LULES!

but where are the lules ops:

[sSsflamesSs]

I had initially posted this in the Humor section under "Italiano Humor".

It's even better in audio, but I don't know how to post the file, sorry. :?

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Here is the text of the complaint letter which an Italiano tourist
wrote to the Manager of a hotel in London.


Dear Signor Diretorre,

Now I am tella you the story how I was treated at your hotella.
I am comma from Palermo as tourist to London and stay as a
young man at your hotella.

When I comma in my room I see no xxxx in my bed. How can
I sleep with no xxxx in my bed? I calla down the Receptione and
tell:

"I wanna xxxx". They tella me, " Go to the toillett ". I said, "
You no understand. I wanna xxxx in my bed ". They said, "You
betta not xxxx in your bed, you sonnawaxxxxx".

Signor Diretorre, what is sonnawaxxxxx?

I go down to ristorante for breakfast. I order bacona and eggs
and two pisses of toast. I getta only one piss of toast. I
tella waitress and point to toast. "I wanna piss". She tella me, "Go
to the toillett". I say, "You no understand. I wanna piss on my
plate".

She then say to me, "You bloody fella better not piss on the plate,
you sonnawaxxxxx". Second person who do not even know me
and call me sonnawaxxxxx! What is sonnawaxxxxx?

Later I go dinner into restorante. Spoon and knife is laid but no
fock. I tella waitress " I wanna fock", and she tella me, "Sure,
everybody wanna fock". I tell her, "You no understand. I wanna fock on the
table".

She then tell me, "So you sonnawaxxxxx, wanna fock on the table?
Get your ass outa here!" So I go to the receptione and ask for
bills. I no wanna stay in your hotel no more.

When I have pay the bills, the porter say to me, "Thank you and piss
be with you". I say " Piss on you too, you sonnawaxxxxx".

He looks unhappy and shows me his middle finger. Why, Signor
Directorre?

I go back to Italy! I never more comma stay in your hotella,

You Sonnawaxxxxx!

Givonni
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THITH WATH AN EXTHEPTION. IF YOU PLAN TO POTHT HERE, FOLLOW THE RULE!

[fIReBuRntInHeLL]

and that would be??

(the joke :?: :?: :?: )

[sSsflamesSs]

PITHTH ON YOU TOO!











(HAVE YOU HEARD THAT ITALIAN JOKE? )

[fIReBuRntInHeLL]

u won't thpit on me, ill thpit on you, am i making mythelf clear, if not then
PEATH!

[sSsflamesSs]

HEY! RETARDTH ARE THUPER COOL.

THUT UP, OR I'LL THPIT ON YOU!

[fIReBuRntInHeLL]

ALL THITH TIME WE WERE IN THE RETALDED THONE !!!!! 8)

[sSsflamesSs]

THUT UP! I'M CONVERTHING HERE!

AND MOUTHY, ITH THAT YOUR FIRTHT LOVE? SHE LOOKTH LIKE HOT THTUFF!

[omniscient]

i think we are entering the retarted zone

[Anonymouse]

WHATEVER YOU THAY FLAMEBAG.

I JUTHT HOPE IT RAINTH THO ITLL TURN OUT THE FLAMETH.