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Let's Make Laws

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  • Let's Make Laws

    If you could create a nation with its own set of laws, what laws would you want?

    Here I go:

    Mouseopolis Code of Conduct, Civility and Society:

    §1-1: All individuals, are required, by law, to carry or have in possession a weapon of any choice, whether a blunt object, or a firearm.

    §1-2: All individuals, have the right, as they see fit, to carry with them weapons and to wherever they may go, provided that it is not on the private property of another, unless invited by the occupier of that property.

    §1-3: Drugs would be legal.

    §1-4: There would be no speed laws, no requirements for wearing seatbelts, and no mandatory auto insurance.

    §1-4(a): There would be no police, and thus no tickets. All former police officers will be shot.

    §1-5: People will be free to hire whomever they please, and to pay a wage that they see fit.

    §1-6: There will be no laws controlling, regulating, manipulating, or prohibiting the behavior of consenting adults.

    §1-7: If you engage in graffiti or vandalism, you can be dealt in any manner reasonable if caught by the property owner, whether punishment is mild or murder.

    §1-8: If you are a stupid driver, or an Asian driver, your fellow driver has the right to deal with you as they please, so enter the road at your own risk.

    §1-9: There are no taxes, and no welfare incentives for anyone to breed useless bodies.

    §1-10: There would be no Social Security. Everyone is responsible for their own retirement.

    §1-11: There would be no Medicare. Everyone is responsible for their own savings and their own medical bills.

    That is it I think.
    Achkerov kute.

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    Re: Let's Make Laws

    Why are drugs legal?

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    • #3
      Re: Let's Make Laws

      Originally posted by One-Way
      Why are drugs legal?
      Because when you criminalize something, you force it into the blackmarket, and thus that is how crime increases. This way, we get rid of the monopoly of cartels.
      Achkerov kute.

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      • #4
        Re: Let's Make Laws

        Good answer.

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        • #5
          Re: Let's Make Laws

          Mouse, I like your state, but I wouldn't live there, no way. In fact I doubt you would either.

          I do like your legal drugs law, or rather the idea behind it. I would also add another law: anyone caught advertising any product with false promises or lies will be shot on sight. That way, some xxxxxxxs won't be able to advertise crack using cowboys, scantily clad women or cute frogs.

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          • #6
            Re: Let's Make Laws

            Originally posted by Anonymouse
            If you could create a nation with its own set of laws, what laws would you want?

            Here I go:

            Mouseopolis Code of Conduct, Civility and Society:

            §1-1: All individuals, are required, by law, to carry or have in possession a weapon of any choice, whether a blunt object, or a firearm.

            §1-2: All individuals, have the right, as they see fit, to carry with them weapons and to wherever they may go, provided that it is not on the private property of another, unless invited by the occupier of that property.

            §1-3: Drugs would be legal.

            §1-4: There would be no speed laws, no requirements for wearing seatbelts, and no mandatory auto insurance.

            §1-4(a): There would be no police, and thus no tickets. All former police officers will be shot.

            §1-5: People will be free to hire whomever they please, and to pay a wage that they see fit.

            §1-6: There will be no laws controlling, regulating, manipulating, or prohibiting the behavior of consenting adults.

            §1-7: If you engage in graffiti or vandalism, you can be dealt in any manner reasonable if caught by the property owner, whether punishment is mild or murder.

            §1-8: If you are a stupid driver, or an Asian driver, your fellow driver has the right to deal with you as they please, so enter the road at your own risk.

            §1-9: There are no taxes, and no welfare incentives for anyone to breed useless bodies.

            §1-10: There would be no Social Security. Everyone is responsible for their own retirement.

            §1-11: There would be no Medicare. Everyone is responsible for their own savings and their own medical bills.

            That is it I think.

            I think you just defined Armenia

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            • #7
              Re: Let's Make Laws

              Originally posted by Fedayeen
              I think you just defined Armenia


              except the breeding part and the part about guns and drugs and 1-6.
              Last edited by karoaper; 09-14-2006, 12:35 AM.

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              • #8
                Re: Let's Make Laws

                Originally posted by Anonymouse
                §1-6: There will be no laws controlling, regulating, manipulating, or prohibiting the behavior of consenting adults.
                A paradox?
                this post = teh win.

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                • #9
                  Re: Let's Make Laws

                  Originally posted by Fedayeen
                  I think you just defined Armenia
                  Armenia is anything but what I just defined. If only it were.
                  Achkerov kute.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Let's Make Laws

                    Originally posted by Sip
                    A paradox?
                    How so?

                    EDIT: I see what you mean. Perhaps a paradox, but it was meant in good faith.
                    Last edited by Anonymouse; 09-14-2006, 12:36 PM.
                    Achkerov kute.

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