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Okay this thread is supposed to be the most random things that happen to you on a given day. I'll start off. This morning, a friend and my brother went out to Downtown L.A. for some business related issue. Anyway we get to this old beat up shack of a building that really is full of businesses, you know some printing company, some armo jewelers, and on the bottom a jewelry shop run by a Jew. Anyway thats beside the point, but my brother and the friend went on up ahead and I remained by the car, standing, taking a puff of my smoke, looking around, and then taking another puff of my smoke. Then came something really scary.
Now I've heard of ugly babies. I`ve seen the Ugly Baby episode of Seinfeld. But never having seen one I was unsure of how I`d react to one. Now I know. Anyway, the streets of downtown are crowded with people, and theres this Mexican guy selling that little corn dipped in some sweet xxxx in his little and several females milling about a small bundle of baby generally making idiots of themselves. The mother gratefully way off buying corn and the baby to the side. I come up and get a look cause I`m a bit of a soft touch, you know, babies and puppies and whatnot. Anyways, I come up only to see a hideous creature masquerading as a baby. It was like Super Mario with no mustache and wierdly smooth skin. This baby had bags under its eyes and a permanent sour expression on its face. This thing was so ugly it was oogily. So how did I react you ask? Well seeing as how I`m in L.A. in the center of L.A. where absolutely no one speaks English I scrunch up my face, pull out my best baby coo, and go "Aren`t you just the ugliest baby I`ve ever seen, Yesss. youre just horrible aren`t you, you little scrunched face baby".
I tell you it was xxxxing great to say what was actually on my mind instead of saying how Cute! and Beautiful! it wasn`t.
Now I've heard of ugly babies. I`ve seen the Ugly Baby episode of Seinfeld. But never having seen one I was unsure of how I`d react to one. Now I know. Anyway, the streets of downtown are crowded with people, and theres this Mexican guy selling that little corn dipped in some sweet xxxx in his little and several females milling about a small bundle of baby generally making idiots of themselves. The mother gratefully way off buying corn and the baby to the side. I come up and get a look cause I`m a bit of a soft touch, you know, babies and puppies and whatnot. Anyways, I come up only to see a hideous creature masquerading as a baby. It was like Super Mario with no mustache and wierdly smooth skin. This baby had bags under its eyes and a permanent sour expression on its face. This thing was so ugly it was oogily. So how did I react you ask? Well seeing as how I`m in L.A. in the center of L.A. where absolutely no one speaks English I scrunch up my face, pull out my best baby coo, and go "Aren`t you just the ugliest baby I`ve ever seen, Yesss. youre just horrible aren`t you, you little scrunched face baby".
I tell you it was xxxxing great to say what was actually on my mind instead of saying how Cute! and Beautiful! it wasn`t.
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