Persians and the turks and the mongols - the reason

[TJ]

It it wasnt for them i would look like brad pitt now, not tiko the dark haired dark eyed Armenian, although i am a sexy motherxxxxer, it wouldnt hurt to have those blue eyes and blond hair of my ancestors. dont get me wrong i like being dark and handsome but why not show our true Aryan colors?

[gorsenvadz]

huh?

[Anonymouse]

Thats the spirit Tigran. I think we should institute a eugenic policy like Mr. Hitler, so generations later we can clean our genes.

[Anonymouse]

These cool dawgs knew about cleaning their genes.

[TJ]

its not possible. the only solution is that me and you collaborate to build a time machine.... actually you know what, you build the time machine and ill get a truck full of glocks, uzis, machine guns and plenty of amo and some good hoes (cuz those xxxxxes back then were pretty prude) then me and you will cruise back to like 2000 years ago, itll be a mad chill time cruisin back well have the hoes and plennnnnnnnty of alchohol and stoges and pot(for you). then when we get back their well chill with our blond haired blue eyed Armenian homeboys. we'll disperse the weapons and give them some hot modern technological info. then well tell them when exactly the turks persians arabs mongols will be comin and we set them up with the weapons and then when we get back to modern times like i said i will look like brad pitt and you will look like eminem( you already sort of do) and Armenia will be min. 30 times the size it is today and full of blond blue eyed Armenian homeboys.

[TJ]

yo thats my boy H on the podium there. Hitler say what! Woot woot! nigga say what?!! woot woot!!

"Tiko say what !! nigga wassup passsssssssssssss the blunt son!"

[Anonymouse]

Santa is a drunk eugenics freak.

[TJ]

define that word please

[Anonymouse]

the study of methods of improving genetic qualities by selective breeding

[patlajan]

Combining forces Santa and Edgar Allan Poe are about to take over the world. I'm gonna run to Home Dempot right after Christmas and start building a bomb shelter.