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  • Re: elegy

    Sunday, March 04, 2012
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    INSANITY
    ****************************
    If world history has been shaped by conventional wisdom, give me insanity so that I may keep my sanity.
    Like Brando’s
    “I could have been a contender,” sometimes I cannot help thinking, I could have been a plumber with a regular income, a family, children, grandchildren, a circle of beer-guzzling pals…But perhaps on some other level am I not a plumber? -- and more precisely like the American plumber who had the following motto printed on his business card: “Your xxxx is my bread and butter.”
    Which reminds me of the dissident who, when asked to identify himself, replied: “I am a xxxx-disturber.”
    We live in an environment where dealing in crap is more profitable than exposing it.
    *
    Mirabeau on Talleyrand: “He would sell his soul for money, and he would-be right, for he would be exchanging dung for gold.” It is to be noted that Mirabeau was beheaded in his early forties, and Talleyrand died in bed in his eighties.
    For more on this subject see A FIRST-RATE MADNESS: UNCOVERING THE LINKS BETWEEN LEADERSHIP AND MENTAL ILLNESS by Nassir Ghaemi (New York, 2011), where we are told that mental illness may indeed be a necessary ingredient in all great leadership.
    There may be some truth in that.
    But I suspect there may be even more truth in the assertion that what drives great leaders insane is power.
    #
    Monday, March 05, 2012
    *******************************************
    THE NEW ARMENIAN
    ************************************
    One of the worst mistakes a woman can make, Dorothy Parker tells us, is to fall in love. That’s because by falling in love she places all her eggs in a single bastard.
    Throughout our history we too have placed all our eggs in single bastards: if it’s not the Sultan, it’s the commissar; and if it’s not the commissar, it’s our own bosses, bishops, and benefactors.
    *
    Scientists around the world, we are told, discover and name new species all the time. I wonder if they will ever discover the new Armenian that Zarian spoke about: the Armenian who neither curses nor laments his fate; neither begs nor protests; neither boasts of his past achievements nor his present celebrities.
    The new Armenian knows what must be done and does it. He knows that so far he has been on the wrong path. He understands that his so-called virtues are extensions of weakness, cowardice, and greed; and his vices results of ignorance and stupidity.
    *
    Because I dare to say these things am I your enemy?
    Only if you think with the old brain.
    Did I say brain?
    Please forgive the overstatment.
    #
    Tuesday, March 06, 2012
    ************************************
    SO WHAT ELSE IS NEW?
    *********************************************
    It is not my wisdom that I try to share but my outrage.
    Catholics have their child-molesting priests;
    Russians their plutocrats and former KGB agents;
    the Yanks their 1%; and you think we never had it so good
    because we are in the best of hands?
    *
    Trying to reason with an Armenian who has made up his mind (if you will forgive the overstatement) is akin to mating with a shark.
    *
    Every line of work has its recurring experiences. With lawyers it’s the career criminal who wants to plead not guilty; with Armenian writers it’s cyberbullies pretending to speak in the name of God and Country.
    *
    We don’t have a silent majority. What we have is a brainwashed majority capable of processing only platitudes delivered by baloney artists.
    *
    Once upon a time there was a man called Financial Success and he had a twin brother called Moral Bankruptcy.
    #
    Wednesday, March 07, 2012
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    THE IRONY OF ALL IRONIES
    ************************************************
    We are most catastrophically wrong
    when we think we are absolutely right.
    History provides us with so many examples
    of this most common of all aberrations:
    Paris falling in love and abducting Helen.
    The Athenian jury condemning Socrates to death
    on the assumption that they were getting rid of a nuisance.
    The pope persecuting, torturing, and even killing anyone who dared to question his infallibility.
    Napoleon attacking Russia.
    Hitler declaring war on two fronts.
    Stalin purging his ablest men thus planting the seeds of his empire’s disintegration.
    The United States adopting the domino theory in Vietnam;
    and before that, the South declaring war on the North
    in defense of its right to enslave fellow human beings.
    And now, closer to home:
    notwithstanding the Biblical injunction, adopting the absurd notion that a house divided against itself has a better chance to stand;
    our revolution at the turn of the last century in the Ottoman Empire which has been compared to a mouse trying to rape an elephant; and last but far from least, cyberbullies attacking dissidents who support free speech and democratic reforms in both the Homeland and the Diaspora, and doing so in the name of patriotism.
    #

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    • Re: elegy

      Thursday, March 08, 2012
      *********************************************
      CRITICIZING THE CRITIC
      **********************************************
      Just because some readers agree with what I say
      that doesn’t make me infallible.
      The opposite is also true:
      just because some say I am not just wrong but dangerous, bad, and hostile to the nation, that doesn’t necessarily mean they are in a position to deliver a final verdict.
      *
      There are also some readers who are eager to inform me that
      when I say Armenians are bad,
      I do nothing but project my own failing onto them.
      These readers must be mind readers because
      that’s exactly what I do.
      *
      Like most Armenians I too believed what I was told
      by my schoolteachers, parish priests, and scout masters.
      I was born and raised in an Armenian ghetto,
      I had an Armenian education and went to church regularly.
      I even served mass.
      Very probably I have kissed more hands and asses
      than most Armenians.
      Even as an adult I wrote newspaper commentaries and books
      in which I did nothing but recycle chauvinist crapola.
      *
      And now from the specific to the general:
      the only way to explain and justify the majority of Russians
      under Stalin, Germans under Hitler, Italians under Mussolini,
      Turks under Talaat and Kemal (and I could go on…)
      is to say that they suffered from infantilism.
      They never learned to think for themselves;
      they trusted their superiors implicitly
      and they repeated slogans and clichés
      with the consciousness of retarded parrots.
      *
      My message to my critics is therefore very brief and to the point:
      “Grow up!”
      #
      Friday, March 09, 2012
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      CONTEMPT
      ******************************
      A good friend of mine has coined a word for self-satisfied dupes
      who take themselves seriously: he calls them “inknahivans.”
      Not being as inventive, I call them inbred morons.
      More accessible. More blunt. My style.
      *
      Churchill’s contempt for Gandhi
      and Nabokov’s contempt for Sartre (also of Freud and Mann)
      have the same root:
      the contempt of the aristocracy
      for the bourgeoisie.
      The blind leading the blind
      and the incompetent leading the ignorant:
      there you have it: an explanation of so many of our catastrophes.
      Our history might as well be variations on this theme.
      *
      As for solution: I doubt if there is a single Armenian today
      who does not know what our problems and their solutions are.
      Even a child knows where divisions are the problems,
      solidarity is the solution.
      Where worship of money is the problem,
      respect for ideas is the solution.
      Where censorship is the rule,
      free speech is the solution.
      #
      Saturday, March 10, 2012
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      ACCUSATIONS
      **********************************
      “You have a low opinion of your fellow Armenians.”
      Not all of them. I speak only of Armenians I have known and dealt with.
      *
      “You are an atheist.”
      It is not the existence of God that I reject but the things that are done in His name.
      *
      “You have been writing for thirty years now. What have you changed?”
      Nothing. But I do not consider that my fault. Communities, societies, nations, even empires, civilizations, and cultures can fail as surely as individuals.
      *
      “How can you judge Armenians without setting foot on Armenian soil?”
      The soil has never been my target.
      *
      “You have pro-Turkish sympathies.”
      I respect all honest men regardless of nationality – and that includes Turks as well as Armenians.”
      *
      “You speak of Armenian affairs but you refuse to get involved in them.”
      We have more than our share of “mi kich pogh” Panchoonies. As for speechifiers and sermonizers: If I were to speak my mind as opposed to recycling the usual crap, I would be tarred, feathered, and driven out on a jackass by the Jack S. Avanakians in the audience.
      *
      “You are not a historian. Your knowledge of Armenian history is sketchy. And yet you deliver judgments on the subject.”
      You don’t have to know everything about anything in order to form an opinion. My knowledge of Russian, German, and Italian history is sketchy too but I know that Stalin, Hitler, and Mussolini were on the wrong track. I know about human rights and free speech – concepts alien to our ruling classes. I know that democracy is better than fascism, authoritarianism, and paternalism – the fallacy that says those in power know better because they are wiser. If anything the opposite is true. Power has at no time improved anyone’s character or enhanced his wisdom; and anyone who says otherwise is a liar.
      #

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      • Re: elegy

        Sunday, March 11, 2012
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        ON GENOCIDE
        ****************************
        Our genocide is an expression not only of Turkish criminality but also our arrogance and incompetence; and when we emphasize the first and cover up the second, we fool no one but ourselves. We thus become our own deceivers and dupes.
        *
        ON GOOD AND EVIL
        *******************************
        If we assume the existence of other dimensions beside our own, we must also admit the possibility that in at least one of them all our contradictions, including that of good and evil, or God and the Devil, will be resolved or reconciled.
        *
        ON WOMEN
        ***************************
        The woman you fall in love with and the woman you marry are two different beings even when they are one and the same. Hence the Greek myth of the lovely bride who on the wedding night reveals herself to be a tangled knot of hissing serpents. Something similar could be said of ideologies and belief systems: they look lovely until put into practice. Hence the saying “When dreams come true they turn into nightmares.”
        *
        ON SURVIVAL
        ********************************
        If we are survivors, what would you call xxxxroaches – an endangered species? Am I comparing Armenians to xxxxroaches? No, of course not! I have never heard a xxxxroach brag.
        #
        Monday, March 12, 2012
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        ROTGUT
        *********************************
        Some readers disagree with me simply because
        they hate to be reminded that two plus two makes four.
        *
        My taste buds have been so thoroughly corrupted by cheap booze that if some day I am offered a glass carbonated urine and told it’s champagne from the Napoleonic era
        I will pretend to enjoy every drop of it.
        That’s exactly the situation with the average Armenian
        and propaganda. He has been exposed to so many big lies that he believes propaganda to be a harmless version of reality and our leaders have our own best interests at heart.
        *
        There is addiction to big lies as surely there is addiction to nicotine, alcohol, painkillers, and heroin. What rotgut does to your taste buds, propaganda does to your brain cells.
        #
        Tuesday, March 13, 2012
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        IDEAS
        *******************************
        “A man with an idea is my enemy,” Napoleon is quoted as having said.
        Hitler and Stalin took ideas seriously too.
        So much so that they murdered anyone whose ideas they didn’t like.
        Which is why a smart Armenian is one who pretends to have none.
        *
        A smart Armenian equates life with propaganda and ideas with death.
        *
        The ideas of our Turcocentric ghazetajis may be summed up with three words: Turks, Turks, and Turks.
        *
        Our so-called patriotism and nationalism never rise above tribalism.
        *
        If you want to understand the soul of a nation, read its writers.
        If you want to know the way people deceive themselves, read a collection of political speeches.
        #
        Wednesday, March 14, 2012
        **********************************************
        A STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND
        *******************************************
        You think I am too critical of my fellow Armenians and I think no one can be critical enough.
        *
        If you love for the wrong reasons you will hate for the right ones.
        *
        I was brought up to love my fellow Armenians. No one ever warned me to stay away from them – as Michael (THE GREEN HAT) Arlen did his son (PASSAGE TO ARARAT).
        *
        So what if I will never be a popular writer? Armenians don’t need popular writers; they already have Arlen and Saroyan – that should be more than enough for the rest of their historic existence.
        *
        When will we grow up as a nation? On the day we discuss our problems without mentioning Turks.
        *
        If Socrates married a shrew, who among us will dare to say he will not make the same mistake?
        *
        I was educated by monks and I have no illusions about them. And yet, I lead a monastic existence. Figure that one out if you can.
        #

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        • Re: elegy

          Thursday, March 15, 2012
          ********************************************
          HYENAS
          *****************************
          Mitt Romney: I keep thinking of him as the offspring
          of Bugs Bunny and a Tasmanian she-devil.

          The only reason some Republicans pretend to love him
          is that they hate Obama even more;
          and they have so many reasons to hate him:
          he is a Democrat, black,
          and engages in class warfare.
          What class warfare?
          Instead of calling it class warfare
          they should call it the triumph of greed.
          In war people die.
          As far as I know no one among the 1%
          has shed a single drop of blood.
          We have a saying: “Kogh sirde togh.”
          Freely translated: “Larceny, paranoia.”
          *
          Ben Ali, Mubarak, Gadhaffy: they were not just bad leaders but also and above all physically repulsive hyenas.
          In their choice of leaders Muslims appear to be
          deaf, dumb, and stupid.
          And I wonder, Are we any better?
          Dzour nesdink shidag khossink.
          #
          Friday, March 16, 2012
          ***************************************
          FASCISTS
          **********************************
          Once a fascist, always a fascist.
          Other nations – including Georgia to the north – had their fascist phase and are now democracies even when it meant going to war against Russia.
          Not us.
          That’s because we have been brainwashed to believe
          we are too smart to be brainwashed.
          Even after the Hamidian massacres,
          an intellectual giant like Zohrab stubbornly remained steadfast in his subservience and faith in the Turkish ruling classes.
          Even when on the eve of the Genocide he changed his mind
          and warned his fellow Armenians of the coming catastrophe,
          they said “Zohrab effendi is exaggerating.”
          They trusted Turks more than their fellow Armenian
          even when he happened to be a highly respected intellectual, lawyer, and diplomat of Zohrab’s stature.
          Too smart to be brainwashed?
          Rather, too blind to read the writing on the wall.
          To those who say, “What do you expect us to do? Go to war against Russia?” No, nothing of the kind.
          But what we can do is at least try to convince the Kremlin
          that as a democracy we can be much more useful to them. Compared to Stalin, Putin is a faceless bureaucratic nonentity.
          His fall is inevitable.
          Russia will democratize.
          But I have every reason to suspect
          even after Russia democratizes,
          Armenia will remain fascist with the full support
          of our even more anti-democratic institutions in the Diaspora. Once a fascist, always a fascist.
          #
          Saturday, March 17, 2012
          ***************************************
          BIG LIES
          ***********************
          If we define tyranny or fascism as the rule of the 1%,
          we shall have to conclude that American democracy is a farce;
          it is in fact a pseudo-democracy.
          But American democracy does not interest me as much as Armenian democracy, which might as well be an oxymoron – with the emphasis on the last two syllables: a democracy by morons for morons. And now go right ahead and call Armenians smart.
          *
          There are some truths that are self-evident,
          such as, “I think therefore I am not” – though the opposite
          (“I don’t think therefore I am not”) is far from true.
          There are other so-called truths
          that owe their existence to propaganda --
          that is to say the approval by a power structure,
          repetition, and general consent.
          Some of the worst and most dangerous lies are “truths” of this kind – “truths” of organized religions, for instance,
          or “truths” legitimized by non-representative or anti-democratic power structures, such as: the authority of a king, sultan, or pope bears God’s seal of approval.
          Again and again history has exposed this type of truth to be a Big Lie, and yet, people, the masses, the majority of mankind continue not only to believe in them but are also willing
          to kill and die in their defense.
          *
          And now, from metaphysics to physics,
          or as Marxists used to say,
          “Let us rise from the general to the specific.”
          My question to you, gentle reader, is:
          Are you or have you ever been a dupe
          who believes this type of Big Lie to be
          the truth, the only truth, and nothing but the truth?
          No need for an answer now.
          Just reflect on it in your spare time even if it means once a year or once in your lifetime."
          #

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          • Re: elegy

            Sunday, March 18, 2012
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            LA CRÈME DE LA CRÈME
            ******************************************
            First, they lead us to massacre
            after which they have trouble convincing the world
            that the massacre took place and is not
            a figment of our collective imagination;
            after which they violate the human right of anyone
            who dares to say anything remotely critical about them;
            after which they expect us to believe
            we never had it so good
            because we are in the best of hands;
            after which they enjoy the support of the community –
            or at least a fraction of it.
            *
            When our “aghber”s in the Homeland call us aghber,
            they expect us to believe they,
            and by extension their own leadership,
            subscribe to a superior brand of Armenianism
            and butter wouldn’t melt in their mouths
            or anywhere else for that matter.
            *
            If any one of our writers had survived
            Talaat’s and Stalin’s bloodbath,
            what would he have said about this gigantic hoax
            perpetrated against the nation?
            No need to use our imagination.
            We already have the testimony of a witness for the prosecution –
            an intellectual giant and a man of unimpeachable integrity:
            Gostan Zarian – and I quote:
            “Our political parties have been of no political use to us.
            Their greatest enemy is free speech.”
            #
            Monday, March 19, 2012
            *********************************************
            THE ARMENIAN WAY
            ***********************************
            The very same individuals who so far have succeeded only
            in dividing the community now say
            “Armenians are ungovernable.”
            If you can blame others, why assume responsibility?
            That’s the Armenian way.
            The scandal is not that some Armenians,
            who ought to know better,
            make absurd assertions but that they are believed.
            *
            If I were to say for every truth
            there are ten thousand lies,
            there will always be a reader who will say
            the right number is not 10,000 but 9,999 or 10,001.
            I know this to be a fact because once upon a time
            I was such a reader.
            *
            Some of my readers remind me of sharks
            circling and waiting for traces of blood to appear in the water.
            #
            Tuesday, March 20, 2012
            *******************************************
            REFLECTIONS
            **************************
            What I write may be described as a faint echo
            of what for better men than I have said.
            (For more on this subject
            see my DICTIONARY OF ARMENIAN QUOTATIONS.)
            *
            A self-righteous Armenians can be as ruthless
            as a bloodthirsty Turk.
            (After writing this line I am reminded of Zarian’s dictum:
            “An Armenian’s tongue can be sharper
            than a Turk’s yataghan.”)
            *
            A smart Armenian?
            I would like to meet one even if it means
            revising all my favorite arguments.
            *
            If I appear as a perennial loser
            it may be because I challenge those in authority
            only with my reason,
            whereas they can retaliate with the might
            of Almighty God and capital --
            make it Almighty Capital and god.
            #
            Wednesday, March 21, 2012
            *******************************************
            IN PRAISE OF DOUBT
            *************************************
            When a man says he has fathered eleven sons
            and he is proud of all ten of them,
            the question you want to ask is,
            “What’s wrong with the eleventh?”
            Likewise, when a man asserts his certainties,
            you want to know more about his doubts.
            The chances are such a man will pretend to have none.
            Sultans, emperors, dictators, popes, imams, rabbis:
            they are all men with certainties.
            Reason is powerless against them.
            Only time can prove them wrong.
            Sometimes not even that.
            The blunders and crimes of the papacy are endless.
            And yet, it has lost none of its popularity and prestige
            in the eyes of millions.
            *
            What an Armenian finds inconceivable
            is the possibility of another Armenian
            knowing something he doesn’t.
            *
            Friends tell me to block or delete annoying messages
            posted by individuals who contribute nothing to a discussion.
            If so far I have rejected their advice
            it’s because I believe in free speech
            which gives everyone an equal chance
            to make an ass of himself in public.
            *
            One way to win an argument
            is by being incomprehensible.
            #

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            • Re: elegy

              Thursday, March 22, 2012
              ****************************************
              JUST A THOUGHT
              ************************************
              You would think that after more than a thousand years
              of defeats, massacres, and subservience to alien tyrants,
              our leaders would have enough sense to say,
              “Let us give solidarity a try for a change –
              we may have better luck that way.”
              It must be obvious by now that propaganda moronizes
              not only the people but also blinds the leadership.
              *
              A regime that terrorizes will view dissent
              as a crime against humanity.
              *
              To see connections that have been carefully covered up:
              that’s one of the functions of detectives and critics.
              *
              There is a familiar type of Armenian
              who is cunning enough to know that
              one way to have the last word
              is to make himself so repellent that
              anyone with the minimum sense of hygiene
              will do his utmost to stay as far away from him as possible.
              #
              Friday, March 23, 2012
              ******************************************
              NEOLOGISMS
              *********************************
              “santorum”: a byproduct of anal intercourse.
              *
              “To die on the job” or
              “To take the Nelson Rockefeller option”:
              death by orgasm.
              *
              POETRY
              **********************
              Marx’s “religion is the opium of the people”
              is preceded by
              “Religion is the sigh of the oppressed,
              the heart of a heatless world,
              and the soul of a soulless condition.”
              Now, that’s what I call real poetry!
              *
              DIALOGUE, ARMENIAN STYLE
              *****************************************
              Not all dialogues end in consensus by means of compromise.
              Some end in death.
              Case in point:
              Shane to Wilson:
              “I’ve heard about you.”
              “What have you heard, Shane?”
              “That you are a low-down Yankee liar.”
              “Prove it.”
              Another example will be found in
              Hemingway’s long short story THE KILLERS.
              #
              Saturday, March 24, 2012
              *******************************************
              OBSERVATIONS
              ***************************
              From the persecution of heretics
              to the massacre of defenseless civilians:
              infallibility may be said to be the source of all violence.
              *
              Neither the sultan nor the pope
              ever thought of himself as prone to error.
              *
              Where there are leaders and followers
              there will be charlatans and dupes.
              *
              One could say that the role of god in history
              has been to legitimize crimes against humanity.
              Or, where god enters, the devil is sure to follow.
              *
              Religions are the greatest enemies of god.
              *
              If willingness to kill and die
              in the name of an illusion or lie
              is a sure symptom of insanity,
              it follows our planet must be
              the insane asylum of the solar system.
              #

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              • Re: elegy

                I missed your thougths , sometime i visit this page :-)

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                • Re: elegy

                  Sunday, March 25, 2012
                  ********************************************
                  MEDITATIONS
                  *******************************
                  A Canadian poetess on publishers:
                  “After you have been screwed in all possible ways
                  you run into someone who has read the KAMA SUTRA.”
                  This observation applies to so many situations in life.
                  Nay life itself for that matter, and more particularly
                  to dealing with fellow Armenians.
                  ... *
                  It’s when you think you are too smart to be taken in
                  that you swallow the bait hook, line and sinker.
                  *
                  The world belongs to bullies, bullxxxxters, and brown-nosers.
                  The surest way of exposing your limitations
                  is by pretending to be better than you are.
                  *
                  All talk of reparations and annexation of historic lands
                  is no better than a Ponzi scheme. There is a Madoff in all our Panchoonies and Turcocentric ghazetajis.
                  Don’t get me wrong.
                  Mention of Hai Tahd scares the xxxx out of Turks.
                  But that’s all it does. All they have to do is take a shower
                  and they feel clean again.
                  *
                  The only way to be happy in this world
                  is to be deaf to silent screams.
                  *
                  When an old man falls in love
                  it’s never with an old woman but with a much younger one.
                  So much for the spiritual content of love.
                  *
                  Whenever I am tempted to take myself seriously
                  I can always rely on one of my Armenian readers
                  to bring me down to earth and to my senses.
                  To them I am eternally grateful.
                  #
                  Monday, March 26, 2012
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                  WARS
                  ************************
                  All wars are just wars against an unjust enemy.
                  ... *
                  The sanctity of life?
                  Don’t make me laugh.
                  The very same people who are against abortion
                  are also for war.
                  *
                  The only way to keep your sanity in an insane world:
                  take nothing seriously beginning with yourself.
                  *
                  Is it His absence or presence
                  that I feel more intensely?
                  #
                  Tuesday, March 27, 2012
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                  FROM DUST TO DUST
                  ***********************************
                  All your life you try to do what’s right
                  and you end up doing what’s wrong.
                  That’s the only way to explain
                  the hemlock, the crucifixion, and the assassination –
                  Socrates, Christ, and Gandhi.
                  *
                  Every idea generates its own contradiction.
                  For every believer there will be a non-believer;
                  and to complicate matters even more,
                  some non-believers will parade as believers and vice versa.
                  *
                  Hitler was a man of vision
                  whose idea of heaven was hell
                  to xxxs, gypsies, homosexuals, and many others.
                  *
                  Where there is love there will be hatred.
                  For every positive there will be a negative
                  and the result will be zero or death or nothingness.
                  From dust to dust.
                  *
                  The world is full of idiots who think
                  (if you will forgive the overstatement)
                  they are smart enough to know what must be done
                  and they go right ahead and do it.
                  Think of our revolutionaries in the Ottoman Empire…
                  *
                  Philosophers and historians have tried to explain these paradoxes
                  and so far they have failed to reach a consensus –
                  very much like our own thinkers whose existence (like that of god) has so far eluded a universally valid proof.
                  *
                  What am I driving at?
                  I am not sure.
                  Perhaps this:
                  If you sit on your ass and do nothing
                  or if you choose to die for a noble cause,
                  nothing will change and the world will go on
                  as before and as it has always done.
                  *
                  An ant may impress another ant
                  but not a pedestrian.
                  #
                  Wednesday, March 28, 2012
                  *************************************
                  LET US REASON TOGETHER
                  *********************************************
                  The 1% do not have to lie in order to deceive;
                  all they have to do is withhold the evidence.
                  First and foremost they are cover-up artists.
                  *
                  The greatest sin is allowing oneself
                  to be deceived, brainwashed, and systematically moronized.
                  *
                  The system is foolproof because
                  we are moronized with our own consent.
                  *
                  “Thou shalt not be deceived”
                  is not in the Decalogue because Moses was with the 1%.
                  *
                  The secret ambition of the 99% is to join the 1%.
                  It is this hope or ambition more than anything else
                  that keeps them in chains.
                  *
                  The 1% does not manufacture chains;
                  they hire the 99% for the job.
                  Schoolteachers and priests are first and foremost
                  hirelings of the 1%.
                  *
                  All great assertions have direct references
                  to this self-evident truth –
                  from “The Kingdom of God is within you,”
                  to “You have nothing to lose but your chains.”
                  *
                  You don’t need middle-men to tell you
                  what’s what and who’s who.
                  *
                  The hidden message of “I think therefore I am” is:
                  To repeat someone else’s thought
                  is to abdicate one’s right to exist as a human being.
                  *
                  The best answer to the question:
                  “Who the hell do you think you are?” is
                  “You are full of xxxx, that’s who I am.”
                  #

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                  • Re: elegy

                    Sir. i got the courage to say that sometimes to me you feel something like the SOAD band , indeed there are much of similarity's between you two ,
                    its just that the SOAD band gives also the good side of our people the struggle and the beauty,

                    I tend to get only negative filings about Armenians from your thoughts --

                    I like this summer or the next one visit our land and stay as much i can, i already have friends there good people very positive with much of hope,
                    yes we have wounds which bleeds our nation blood out ( immigration ) yes we got infections witch also can be healed as our new blood rises our wounds closes . Its up to us to make it beautiful once again as it is the circle of life.
                    Last edited by UrMistake; 04-04-2012, 07:38 AM.

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                    • Re: elegy

                      Thursday, March 29, 2012
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                      RESIGNATION
                      ******************************
                      Writers from Khorenatsi to Naregatsi, and more recently from Abovian to Zarian wrote to save the nation -- until they realized no one can save someone who doesn’t want to be saved.
                      *
                      When asked why I write, I say I write to kill time or I write because writing has become a habit. I doubt if I have changed anyone’s mind. If I have succeeded in anything it’s making enemies.
                      *
                      Reality holds all the cards. Compared to reality, arguments, even the best by the most competent philosophers, are no better than empty verbiage.
                      *
                      Some can read the writing on the wall; others prefer to behave like functional illiterates. To each his own.
                      *
                      We are born and we die. The same applies to tribes, nations, and empires. What goes on between birth and death we call life, and life consists in a series of hopes and disappointments, minor victories and major catastrophes.
                      *
                      When a man is on the wrong path, reality steps in; and reality is like a herd of elephants and we are no better than ants.
                      #
                      Friday, March 30, 2012
                      ************************************
                      ON TURCOCENTRISM
                      *********************************************
                      For 600 years Turks played a central role in our collective existence.
                      There is no reason why they should continue to do so.
                      As for Genocide Recognition:
                      it should be obvious by now even to the most naïve
                      that in politics and international diplomacy
                      “truth” and “lies” are relative terms.
                      We may have a far better chance to succeed
                      if we choose toe present a united front during presidential elections.
                      But if we continue to divide our votes more or less evenly
                      between Republican and Democratic candidates,
                      then we have as much chance of success
                      as a snowball in hell.
                      If our Turcocentric ghazetajis do not stress
                      or even mention this aspect of our struggle,
                      it’s not because they are not aware of it
                      but because they are propagandists of the establishment
                      and their real aim is not justice
                      but to cover up the corruption, incompetence, and divisiveness
                      of our leaders whose first and most important priority
                      is to maintain their own powers, privileges, and titles (“chairs”)
                      as opposed to serving the interests of the community.
                      By covering up the divide-and-rule tactics of our leaders
                      and by ignoring their violations of human rights –
                      among them that of free speech and dissent –
                      our panchoonies and ghazetajis have freely chosen to behave
                      like our former masters – sultans and commissars –
                      they are thus a greater obstacle to achieving genocide recognition
                      than the pro-Turkish block in Washington.
                      #
                      Saturday, March 31, 2012
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                      IF…
                      *********************
                      If in crimes of passion it’s “cherchez la femme,”
                      in crimes against humanity it’s
                      faith and patriotism – two of the most sinister words
                      in any language.
                      *
                      If Naregatsi’s LAMENTATION has a moral it is this:
                      We are as guilty of the crimes committed against us
                      as the perpetrators.
                      *
                      If you are a writer and if you are objective
                      in your assessment of our present situation,
                      no need to promote yourself.
                      Your enemies will do that for you free of charge;
                      as for friends – assuming you have any –
                      you will discover that most of them
                      will pretend they have never heard of you.
                      *
                      Why is it so hard for an Armenian to speak the truth?
                      Is it because the truth is unspeakable?
                      Or is it because he has been so thoroughly brainwashed
                      as to equate truth with treason?
                      #

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