reflections
CHEERFUL REFLECTIONS
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99% of the time “I love you” means
“I want to penetrate your body.”
*
As you may have gathered by now,
I don’t have a very high opinion of my fellow men,
beginning with myself.
*
The 1% are swine
and 99% of what emanates from the 99%
is crap.
*
You want to improve your style?
Delete!
The closer to silence you get the better.
*
I became middle-aged in my old age
and I acquired wisdom when I became senile.
*
Nobody has ever said
“It is your duty as a member of the human race
to speak kindly of your species
even when they behave like xxxx.”
*
The world cares about us
as much as we care about
Patagonians, Lithuanians, Zulus
or, for that matter,
fellow Armenians.
#
CHEERFUL REFLECTIONS
**************************************
99% of the time “I love you” means
“I want to penetrate your body.”
*
As you may have gathered by now,
I don’t have a very high opinion of my fellow men,
beginning with myself.
*
The 1% are swine
and 99% of what emanates from the 99%
is crap.
*
You want to improve your style?
Delete!
The closer to silence you get the better.
*
I became middle-aged in my old age
and I acquired wisdom when I became senile.
*
Nobody has ever said
“It is your duty as a member of the human race
to speak kindly of your species
even when they behave like xxxx.”
*
The world cares about us
as much as we care about
Patagonians, Lithuanians, Zulus
or, for that matter,
fellow Armenians.
#
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