Are you a Nazi?

[Red Brigade]

Ok since there are some ''weird'' people gathered here lately..i thought it would be entertaining to take this brief test.

Here is the link.. http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?te...20579094199926

Be honest.

[Red Brigade]

Those are my results.

Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

You scored higher than 0% on brainwashworthy
You scored higher than 42% on antitolerant
You scored higher than 62% on patriotic

[KotayKoskesh]

Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 54% antitolerant, and 76% blindly patriotic
Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the xxxxxxx list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.

hmm.. im apparently a nazi general lol... this is quite shocking

[Wiredrawn]

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.
Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil xxxx was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

well, i didn't think i would become a nazi but i did think that i would be a little more active instead of just running off. Oh well.

[karoaper]

well, i didn't think i would become a nazi but i did think that i would be a little more active instead of just running off. Oh well, better than being a patriotic brainwashed idiot.

I got the same result. I think the reason for it is that I gave more middle of the road answers, not blindly patriotic, but not crazy anarchist either. So, the guy figured folks like that just leave the controversy by skipping town, which might not be too far off reality. One thing about it though is that questions were very general and skin-deep. For example, the question about 4 billion dollars being spent on defense. Well, as an Armenian whose people have been pushed around by stronger outsiders, I certainly wish we had the money and the power to stand up for ourselves, especially since no one would. On the other hand, an American should be worried about Bush spending that much money on God knows what.

[Wiredrawn]

I got the same result. I think the reason for it is that I gave more middle of the road answers, not blindly patriotic, but not crazy anarchist either. So, the guy figured folks like that just leave the controversy by skipping town, which might not be too far off reality. One thing about it though is that questions were very general and skin-deep. For example, the question about 4 billion dollars being spent on defense. Well, as an Armenian whose people have been pushed around by stronger outsiders, I certainly wish we had the money and the power to stand up for ourselves, especially since no one would. On the other hand, an American should be worried about Bush spending that much money on God knows what.

True, when bush spends money, you know people are gonna suffer

I still imagine myself acting out against the government, but maybe that test was right in saying that i would leave because it took much more guts to act out then than it would now.

[skhara]

Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 63% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic
Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the xxxxxxx list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.



My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


You scored higher than 21% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 92% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 65% on patriotic

This test is flawed. I am not brainwash worthy.

[TomServo]

I was born in Dusseldorf and that is why they call me Rolf.

Don't be stupid, be a smartie, come and join the Nazi party!

[LadySilver]

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil xxxx was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

[Anonymouse]

Why has Nazism been expouded to be the ultimate "evil"? I don't understand.