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  • #11
    What A Load Of Crap!

    ADOLF HITLER himself
    Achtung! You are 53% brainwashworthy, 68% antitolerant, and 71% blindly patriotic
    You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

    Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

    Deutschland: Uber Alles!






    My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

    You scored higher than 84% on brainwashworthy

    You scored higher than 90% on antitolerant

    You scored higher than 88% on patriotic
    Անտարբեր Մի Եղիր Հայ Ազգի Համար, Վերկաց Գերեզմանից ԱՆԴՐԱՆԻԿ ՓԱ ՇԱ

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    • #12
      Originally posted by Anonymouse
      Why has Nazism been expouded to be the ultimate "evil"? I don't understand.
      Propaganda? Political interests? Sheep Mentality? "Religious" fanatism? Etc. etc.




      By the way, I was curious to find out how simplistic and narrow minded was the test and I am comforted to find out that LOL I am not a Nazi...only an ubermensch!


      The results of the test that "comforts" me in my self-respect and self-esteem! Otherwise, I would have doubts.

      The Expatriate
      Achtung! You are 7% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic
      Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

      One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

      Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil xxxx was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

      Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.



      My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


      You scored higher than 99% on brainwashworthy

      You scored higher than 99% on antitolerant

      You scored higher than 99% on patriotic
      Last edited by Siamanto; 08-02-2005, 06:33 PM.
      What if I find someone else when looking for you? My soul shivers as the idea invades my mind.

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      • #13
        Originally posted by Anonymouse
        Why has Nazism been expouded to be the ultimate "evil"? I don't understand.
        By NAZIsm, do you mean the political ideology of National Socialism?

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        • #14
          Der Resistance
          Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 66% blindly patriotic
          Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

          Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

          Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

          Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance!

          My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

          You scored higher than 40% on brainwashworthy
          You scored higher than 60% on antitolerant
          You scored higher than 90% on patriotic

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          • #15
            I got Der Resistance as well.

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            • #16
              Der Kommandant

              Achtung! You are 18% brainwashworthy, 68% antitolerant, and 80% blindly patriotic
              Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the xxxxxxx list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

              Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.

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              • #17
                ein Pig
                Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic
                Hallo, you pig. You would've lived a quiet and consenting civilian life in Germany, while the Nazis stomped all over people you didn't quite care about.

                You would never have directly joined the Nazis, basically because (1) you're not so nationalistic, and (2) you're not that susceptible to crazy propaganda. However, you would've appreciated the Party because you liked how they cleaned out the [insert race you dislike here].

                The fact is, you demonstrate too much attachment to and pride of your own kind, be they white & male & straight or whatever. You absolutely would not have stood up to the Germans.

                Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would NOT have STOOD UP to the Nazis.


                You scored higher than 0% on brainwashworthy

                You scored higher than 99% on antitolerant

                You scored higher than 37% on patriotic
                Last edited by ckBejug; 08-05-2005, 08:45 AM.
                "that was the renegade Hebrew (donmeh) of Salonika, Talaat, the principal organizer of the massacres and deportations," Rafael De Nogales. Four Years Beneath the Crescent. 1926. p.27

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                • #18
                  Originally posted by Anonymouse
                  Why has Nazism been expouded to be the ultimate "evil"? I don't understand.
                  That is very normal.

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