A story

[ckBejug]

One bright day, in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back-to-back they faced eachother,
Drew their swords and shot eachother.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came and shot those two dead boys.
And if you don't believe this lie is true,
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too!

[Anonymouse]

The doctor said I'll be fine in a week, and the reason for my popped blood vessel was laffing very hard at some joke apparently. No need to worry though. I'll be fine. Really.

[sSsflamesSs]

Quite clever.