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A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales
representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his
papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best
schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is
unparalleled. Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought.
However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and
we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential
customers. I'm sorry....we can't hire you."
"But wait," he said. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!"
"Really? Great! Show me!"
So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling
out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms,
flavored condoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of
aspirin. He breaks it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking
in a few moments.
"Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is
a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing
all over the country!"
"Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!"
"Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?"
"Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy,
winking, and asked for aspirin?
representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his
papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best
schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is
unparalleled. Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought.
However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and
we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential
customers. I'm sorry....we can't hire you."
"But wait," he said. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!"
"Really? Great! Show me!"
So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling
out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms,
flavored condoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of
aspirin. He breaks it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking
in a few moments.
"Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is
a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing
all over the country!"
"Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!"
"Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?"
"Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy,
winking, and asked for aspirin?
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