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    A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales
    representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his
    papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best
    schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is
    unparalleled. Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought.
    However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and
    we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential
    customers. I'm sorry....we can't hire you."
    "But wait," he said. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!"
    "Really? Great! Show me!"

    So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling
    out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms,
    flavored condoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of
    aspirin. He breaks it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking
    in a few moments.

    "Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is
    a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing
    all over the country!"

    "Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!"

    "Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?"

    "Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy,
    winking, and asked for aspirin?
    The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

  • #2
    hahahahahaha. good one
    I see...

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