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A woman was depressed at the fact she had not had a date nor any sex for quite some time. Afraid she might have something wrong with her, she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her personal physician recommended Dr Wang, a well-known Chinese sex therapist. So she went and saw him. Upon entering the examination room, Dr Wang took one look at her and said: "Ok, take off aw your crows." She quickly disrobed and stood naked before him. "Now," said Dr Wang, "get dow on your knees and craw reery, reery fass away from me to other side of room." Having done that, Dr Wang said: "Ok, turn row and craw reery, reery fass back to me."
Once again she obliged. Dr Wang slowly shook his head. "Ok, your probrem vaywe, vaywe bad, you got Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. That why you have no dates, that why you no get sex."
Confused, the woman asked: "What is Ed Zachary Disease?"
Wang replied: "It when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your arse!"
Once again she obliged. Dr Wang slowly shook his head. "Ok, your probrem vaywe, vaywe bad, you got Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. That why you have no dates, that why you no get sex."
Confused, the woman asked: "What is Ed Zachary Disease?"
Wang replied: "It when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your arse!"
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