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    Here's Whats Happening With My Bowels

    I've successfully had to take a dump 23 times today and counting. Everytime I have a bowel movement it looks like I drained my oil in the toilet.

    Except for the last three times.....All I've eaten today because of my messed up stomach is half a box of mint girl scout cookies (stolen), and they've made their way through my GI tract already. I have been xxxxting crumbled cookies that are maintaining their same consistency as when I swallowed them. This leads me to believe that I am not getting any nourishment today.

    I ordered pizza earlier, and I'll let you know what that looks like when it comes out too. Maybe I'll take pictures and document the end of my record breaking day of xxxxting, you know, just to be scientific.

    Oh yeah, and I was suppoed to be drinking green beer today, but when I went to leave, I crumbled in pain while trying to put on my pants and I squirted in my Curious George boxers. I now have a big blackish brown splotch on them. Likewise, the Hawaiian style boxers I'm wearing right now have taken some damage, but I'm out of options so I have to wear them.

    Not what I'd call a "good day", but at least I have you guys, my only friends.
    Last edited by Anonymouse; 12-17-2003, 02:46 AM.
    Achkerov kute.
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    Re: Here's Whats Happening With My Bowels

    That post was like a train wreck; I hated it but could not stop reading it.

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    • #3
      Re: Here's Whats Happening With My Bowels

      Originally posted by Anonymouse

      .......etc etc etc etc..........

      Not what I'd call a "good day"
      Aman, as deghan chi kider yerp (yev inchbes) perane kots bedk e bahe.

      Last edited by ckBejug; 12-17-2003, 06:54 AM.
      The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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      • #4
        That is just simply gross Anon, talk about wasting space. To create a whole new thread to talk about your bowel procedures? Yuck!

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        • #5
          sad loser

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          • #6
            SHUT UP >>>I LOVED THIS THREAD! Lighten up people...don't u take dumps? Or are u backed up for years? Cmon, let it all out...except, I dunno about the whole splotch on ur boxers thing...that's just wrong....Maybe u should try Depends?


            Sincerely,
            Vi lette

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Shahumyan sad loser
              That is what a communist is...

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              • #8
                If i had a nickel for every time I tried to fart and ended up xxxxting my pants instead, I'd have 112 nickels. Seriously.
                Achkerov kute.

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                • #9
                  Not sure if it even belongs here.

                  other option would have been to delete the thread ....
                  Welcome to the HyeClub Forum!

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                  • #10
                    Aww come on, whats up with this forum. You can't post anything anymore for fear of not matching the rules.

                    Bah this is why its gotten a bit slow lately. My visits have decreased as well, and my post count has lost momentum.

                    Well, go ahead admin delete it if itll make you happy. In fact, I dare ya!
                    Achkerov kute.

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