Announcement

Collapse

Forum Rules (Everyone Must Read!!!)

1] What you CAN NOT post.

You agree, through your use of this service, that you will not use this forum to post any material which is:
- abusive
- vulgar
- hateful
- harassing
- personal attacks
- obscene

You also may not:
- post images that are too large (max is 500*500px)
- post any copyrighted material unless the copyright is owned by you or cited properly.
- post in UPPER CASE, which is considered yelling
- post messages which insult the Armenians, Armenian culture, traditions, etc
- post racist or other intentionally insensitive material that insults or attacks another culture (including Turks)

The Ankap thread is excluded from the strict rules because that place is more relaxed and you can vent and engage in light insults and humor. Notice it's not a blank ticket, but just a place to vent. If you go into the Ankap thread, you enter at your own risk of being clowned on.
What you PROBABLY SHOULD NOT post...
Do not post information that you will regret putting out in public. This site comes up on Google, is cached, and all of that, so be aware of that as you post. Do not ask the staff to go through and delete things that you regret making available on the web for all to see because we will not do it. Think before you post!


2] Use descriptive subject lines & research your post. This means use the SEARCH.

This reduces the chances of double-posting and it also makes it easier for people to see what they do/don't want to read. Using the search function will identify existing threads on the topic so we do not have multiple threads on the same topic.

3] Keep the focus.

Each forum has a focus on a certain topic. Questions outside the scope of a certain forum will either be moved to the appropriate forum, closed, or simply be deleted. Please post your topic in the most appropriate forum. Users that keep doing this will be warned, then banned.

4] Behave as you would in a public location.

This forum is no different than a public place. Behave yourself and act like a decent human being (i.e. be respectful). If you're unable to do so, you're not welcome here and will be made to leave.

5] Respect the authority of moderators/admins.

Public discussions of moderator/admin actions are not allowed on the forum. It is also prohibited to protest moderator actions in titles, avatars, and signatures. If you don't like something that a moderator did, PM or email the moderator and try your best to resolve the problem or difference in private.

6] Promotion of sites or products is not permitted.

Advertisements are not allowed in this venue. No blatant advertising or solicitations of or for business is prohibited.
This includes, but not limited to, personal resumes and links to products or
services with which the poster is affiliated, whether or not a fee is charged
for the product or service. Spamming, in which a user posts the same message repeatedly, is also prohibited.

7] We retain the right to remove any posts and/or Members for any reason, without prior notice.


- PLEASE READ -

Members are welcome to read posts and though we encourage your active participation in the forum, it is not required. If you do participate by posting, however, we expect that on the whole you contribute something to the forum. This means that the bulk of your posts should not be in "fun" threads (e.g. Ankap, Keep & Kill, This or That, etc.). Further, while occasionally it is appropriate to simply voice your agreement or approval, not all of your posts should be of this variety: "LOL Member213!" "I agree."
If it is evident that a member is simply posting for the sake of posting, they will be removed.


8] These Rules & Guidelines may be amended at any time. (last update September 17, 2009)

If you believe an individual is repeatedly breaking the rules, please report to admin/moderator.
See more
See less

Here's Whats Happening With My Bowels

Collapse
X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 2
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 2 template Next
  • #1

    Here's Whats Happening With My Bowels

    I've successfully had to take a dump 23 times today and counting. Everytime I have a bowel movement it looks like I drained my oil in the toilet.

    Except for the last three times.....All I've eaten today because of my messed up stomach is half a box of mint girl scout cookies (stolen), and they've made their way through my GI tract already. I have been xxxxting crumbled cookies that are maintaining their same consistency as when I swallowed them. This leads me to believe that I am not getting any nourishment today.

    I ordered pizza earlier, and I'll let you know what that looks like when it comes out too. Maybe I'll take pictures and document the end of my record breaking day of xxxxting, you know, just to be scientific.

    Oh yeah, and I was suppoed to be drinking green beer today, but when I went to leave, I crumbled in pain while trying to put on my pants and I squirted in my Curious George boxers. I now have a big blackish brown splotch on them. Likewise, the Hawaiian style boxers I'm wearing right now have taken some damage, but I'm out of options so I have to wear them.

    Not what I'd call a "good day", but at least I have you guys, my only friends.
    Last edited by Anonymouse; 12-17-2003, 02:46 AM.
    Achkerov kute.
    Tags: None
  • #2
    Re: Here's Whats Happening With My Bowels

    That post was like a train wreck; I hated it but could not stop reading it.

    Comment

    • #3
      Re: Here's Whats Happening With My Bowels

      Originally posted by Anonymouse

      .......etc etc etc etc..........

      Not what I'd call a "good day"
      Aman, as deghan chi kider yerp (yev inchbes) perane kots bedk e bahe.

      Last edited by ckBejug; 12-17-2003, 06:54 AM.
      The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

      Comment

      • #4
        That is just simply gross Anon, talk about wasting space. To create a whole new thread to talk about your bowel procedures? Yuck!

        Comment

        • #5
          sad loser

          Comment

          • #6
            SHUT UP >>>I LOVED THIS THREAD! Lighten up people...don't u take dumps? Or are u backed up for years? Cmon, let it all out...except, I dunno about the whole splotch on ur boxers thing...that's just wrong....Maybe u should try Depends?


            Sincerely,
            Vi lette

            Comment

            • #7
              Originally posted by Shahumyan sad loser
              That is what a communist is...

              Comment

              • #8
                If i had a nickel for every time I tried to fart and ended up xxxxting my pants instead, I'd have 112 nickels. Seriously.
                Achkerov kute.

                Comment

                • #9
                  Not sure if it even belongs here.

                  other option would have been to delete the thread ....
                  Welcome to the HyeClub Forum!

                  Comment

                  • #10
                    Aww come on, whats up with this forum. You can't post anything anymore for fear of not matching the rules.

                    Bah this is why its gotten a bit slow lately. My visits have decreased as well, and my post count has lost momentum.

                    Well, go ahead admin delete it if itll make you happy. In fact, I dare ya!
                    Achkerov kute.

                    Comment

                    Previous 1 2 template Next
                    Working...
                    X