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  • #11
    Re: Got time on your hands?

    What Would You Do If...


    The President of the United States called you: I'd grab some Kentucky fried chicken and trade him for his seat.

    You won the lottery: How much are we talking here?

    You got invited to be on a reality TV show: I'd probably just talk about being Armenian.lol.

    You caught a friend stealing from you: I'd tell him/her to keep it and to never have contact with me again.

    You witnessed a murder: I'd wait to see if there would be a valuable prize for anyone that new about the case, and then I'd slowly make my move to the police.

    A random stranger offered you candy: I'd take it just to be nice.

    MySpace and Facebook closed: I would be the happiest person on earth.

    A genie granted you one wish: I would wish to never have a reason to wish for another wish.

    You lost your favorite possession: I don't know what my favorite possession is, honestly.

    You found 10 dollars on the ground: I'd get a manicure.

    Your date throws up on you: I'd drench myself in bleach.

    Someone cut off a chunk of your hair: I would never be the same person again. Wait, I guess this is my favorite possession. Wow.

    Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: I would do the Moonwalk with him, for five hours.

    You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: I'd call myself... a genius.

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    • #12
      Re: Got time on your hands?

      What Would You Do If...

      The President of the United States called you: I'd strike up a conversation about hypocrites then kindly demand him to recognize the Armenian Genocide.

      You won the lottery: Invest it.

      You got invited to be on a reality TV show: Accept it.

      You caught a friend stealing from you: I'd remove them from my buddy list. Get it?

      You witnessed a murder: I'd forever be traumatized.

      A random stranger offered you candy: Accept it.

      MySpace and Facebook closed: Smile, because my dreams would have been answered.

      A genie granted you one wish: I would ask for a never ending amount of wishes.

      You lost your favorite possession: Die.

      You found 10 dollars on the ground: Invest it.

      Your date throws up on you: Make sure she's okay and clean both of us up.

      Someone cut off a chunk of your hair: Wear a hat?

      Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: Die.

      You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: I'd call my girlfriend and tell her to ask my genie to help me out.

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      • #13
        Re: Got time on your hands?

        What Would You Do If...

        The President of the United States called you: Hang up? Who wouldn't? A black guy calling you asking for change.

        You won the lottery: give 90% to my mom

        You got invited to be on a reality TV show: LOLLLLLLLLL hmmm... act as Armenian as possible

        You caught a friend stealing from you: If he was stealing from me then he is not a friend my friends dont steal from me

        You witnessed a murder: I would bring the thunder!!!

        A random stranger offered you candy: scream "STRANGER DANGER!!!!!" and run

        MySpace and Facebook closed: I would be the happiest person on earth.

        A genie granted you one wish: bring back someone dear to me

        You lost your favorite possession: id be like "Oh well"

        You found 10 dollars on the ground: id eat it

        Your date throws up on you: slap the xxxxx

        Someone cut off a chunk of your hair: beat the living xxxx out of em and then go shave my head to make it match

        Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: i really dunno

        You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: Id call God and ask for super powers

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        • #14
          Re: Got time on your hands?

          1
          What is the best chocolate bar?
          See's Candies, Milk Chocolate Almond Bar.


          2
          What is the best hard candy?
          Watermelon flavored Jolly Rancher.

          3
          What is the best candy wrapper?
          The best? Well, I like the Starburst candy wrappers because I can make cool things with them.

          4
          What is the best candy store?
          Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.


          5
          What is the worst lollipop flavor?
          Lemon.


          6
          What is the worst type of gum?
          Orbit Mint Mojito, or anything that has a Mojito flavor.



          7
          What is the worst smelling candy?
          Fake Russian candy.

          8
          cotton candy or candy apples?
          Definitely Cotton candy, to die for.

          9
          Snickers or Milky Way?
          Snickers.


          10
          Gummy bears or jolly ranchers?
          Jolly Ranchers

          11
          What candy looks good, tastes nasty?
          Umm... Black Licorice?

          12
          What was your childhood favorite?
          Nerds!!

          13
          What was the last candy you ate?
          Ghirardelli Chocolate Squares, Milk Chocolate with Mint filling.

          14
          Ever eat candy til you got sick?

          Oh yea.

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          • #15
            Re: Got time on your hands?

            1
            What is the best chocolate bar?
            Twix Nigga


            2
            What is the best hard candy?
            Jolly ranchers

            3
            What is the best candy wrapper?
            Milky way

            4
            What is the best candy store?
            Damn right willy wonka

            5
            What is the worst lollipop flavor?
            Lemon...damn u ifem


            6
            What is the worst type of gum?
            Hmmmmm idk

            7
            What is the worst smelling candy?
            no idea

            8
            cotton candy or candy apples?
            Coooooootooon candyyy

            9
            Snickers or Milky Way?
            Milky Way


            10
            Gummy bears or jolly ranchers?
            Gummy bears

            11
            What candy looks good, tastes nasty?
            Candy always tastes good

            12
            What was your childhood favorite?
            Snickers

            13
            What was the last candy you ate?
            Hersheys

            14
            Ever eat candy til you got sick?
            xxxx no candy is always good

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            • #16
              Re: Got time on your hands?

              1
              What is the best chocolate bar?
              -Do Reese Pieces count?


              2
              What is the best hard candy?
              -Do the colorful Mentos count?

              3
              What is the best candy wrapper?
              -Starbust.

              4
              What is the best candy store?
              -I don't know of any candy stores.


              5
              What is the worst lollipop flavor?
              -I haven't really tasted anything bad.


              6
              What is the worst type of gum?
              -I don't really like mints or spearemints.


              7
              What is the worst smelling candy?
              -Does licorice count?

              8
              cotton candy or candy apples?
              -Cotton Candy is Satan reincarnated in candy form.

              9
              Snickers or Milky Way?
              -Snickers.


              10
              Gummy bears or jolly ranchers?
              -Jolly.

              11
              What candy looks good, tastes nasty?
              -I have no idea.

              12
              What was your childhood favorite?
              -EVERYTHING!

              13
              What was the last candy you ate?
              -Do M&M's count?

              14
              Ever eat candy til you got sick?
              -Always.

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              • #17
                Re: Got time on your hands?

                Originally posted by One-Way View Post
                1

                8
                cotton candy or candy apples?
                -Cotton Candy is Satan reincarnated in candy form.


                -Always.

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                • #18
                  Re: Got time on your hands?

                  1
                  What is the best chocolate bar?
                  -coffee crisp


                  2
                  What is the best hard candy?
                  -jaw breakers

                  3
                  What is the best candy wrapper?
                  -skittles

                  4
                  What is the best candy store?
                  -I'll take you to the candy shop... stupid song.


                  5
                  What is the worst lollipop flavor?
                  -chocolate tootsie pops.... nasty


                  6
                  What is the worst type of gum?
                  -peppermints.


                  7
                  What is the worst smelling candy?
                  -candy corn

                  8
                  cotton candy or candy apples?
                  -candy apples.

                  9
                  Snickers or Milky Way?
                  -snickers.


                  10
                  Gummy bears or jolly ranchers?
                  -gummy.

                  11
                  What candy looks good, tastes nasty?
                  -whoppers... might as well dip mothballs in chocolate.

                  12
                  What was your childhood favorite?
                  -3 musketeers!

                  13
                  What was the last candy you ate?
                  -turkish lokum with pistachios... hey, don't judge me... lol

                  14
                  Ever eat candy til you got sick?
                  -nah.
                  "Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If you're a man, you take it." ~Malcolm X

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                  • #19
                    Re: Got time on your hands?

                    Honestly.

                    1. Honestly, what color is your underwear?
                    Light Blue

                    2. Honestly, whats on your mind right now?
                    Cotton Candy.

                    3. Honestly, what are you doing right now?
                    Executing valuable sleeping time.

                    4. Honestly, what did you do today?
                    I did my cousins hair and makeup for some sweet 16 party that she was going to attend. It turned out lovely, as usual.

                    5. Honestly, do you think you are attractive?


                    6. Honestly, have you done something bad today?
                    Nay.

                    7. Honestly, do you watch Disney channel?
                    Only when I've got kids over, I'll join them.

                    8. Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?
                    Psssht. Nevar.

                    9. Honestly, what makes you happy most of the time?
                    Enjoying nice, authentic coffee.

                    10. Honestly, do you bite your nails?
                    Honestly, no.

                    11. Honestly, what is your mood right now?
                    I can't tell. I feel okay.

                    12.Honestly, have you had an eating disorder?
                    Yea, today I did, for a minute. I'd say I've got more of a laughing disorder though.

                    13. Honestly, do you want to see someone this very minute?
                    Yes. A genie in a bottle.

                    14. Honestly, do you have a deep dark secret?
                    I mean, don't we all?

                    16. Honestly, do you hate someone right now?
                    Actually, no I don't.

                    17. Honestly, who/what do you want to hug right now?
                    I want to hug a huge bag of fluffy, cotton candy, and then just dive in it. Yea..

                    18. Honestly, are you loyal?
                    Oh but of course!

                    19. Honestly, are you in denial?
                    Who? What? When? Where? Why? No, I didn't do it.

                    20. Honestly, wouldn't you rather be having sex right now?
                    Haha! Good one!

                    21. Honestly, who is your best friend?
                    Myself.

                    22. Honestly, have you ever consumed alcohol?
                    All the time, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

                    23. Honestly, do you like someone?
                    Nay.

                    24. Honestly, does anyone like you?
                    Hell if I know.

                    25. Honestly, is it going anywhere with them?
                    Them? There's more than one?! Ahh!

                    26. Honestly, did you answer all these questions honestly?
                    That's as honest as it gets, dude.
                    Last edited by iFemale; 05-31-2009, 11:11 PM.

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                    • #20
                      Re: Got time on your hands?

                      1. Honestly, what color is your underwear?
                      Black

                      2. Honestly, whats on your mind right now?
                      A headache

                      3. Honestly, what are you doing right now?
                      Borrrrrrrrrreeeeddddddddddddddddd

                      4. Honestly, what did you do today?
                      Wellllllllllllll I didnt do anything but schoollllllllllllllllllll

                      5. Honestly, do you think you are attractive?
                      Hmmmmmmmm, sure why not

                      6. Honestly, have you done something bad today?
                      Nada

                      7. Honestly, do you watch Disney channel?
                      One in a million

                      8. Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?
                      NEVARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR NAB

                      9. Honestly, what makes you happy most of the time?
                      Friends and family

                      10. Honestly, do you bite your nails?
                      nope

                      11. Honestly, what is your mood right now?
                      I feel free and happy that school finished

                      12.Honestly, have you had an eating disorder?
                      Yea... i can throw up whenever I want without sticking my hand in my mouth and no im not anorexic or bulimic

                      13. Honestly, do you want to see someone this very minute?
                      YESH

                      14. Honestly, do you have a deep dark secret?
                      Not reeeeeeallllllyllllllllly

                      16. Honestly, do you hate someone right now?
                      YESH

                      17. Honestly, who/what do you want to hug right now?
                      my mommy

                      18. Honestly, are you loyal?
                      YUP

                      19. Honestly, are you in denial?
                      eHHHH IDK

                      20. Honestly, wouldn't you rather be having sex right now?
                      thats what she said :P


                      21. Honestly, who is your best friend?
                      Don't have one all my friends are my best friends

                      22. Honestly, have you ever consumed alcohol?
                      Im Armenian... you tell me...

                      23. Honestly, do you like someone?
                      Yea

                      24. Honestly, does anyone like you?
                      I dee kay

                      25. Honestly, is it going anywhere with them?
                      Nopeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

                      26. Honestly, did you answer all these questions honestly?
                      Why don't you ask me later

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