Short Jokes (Homsi's)

[MrHyeSev]

Homsi's are people that live in apart of Saudi Arabia which the iq rate isn't high at all






Homsi: I was born in Lebanon.
Lebanese : 'Oh really, what part?'
Homsi : 'All of me, you silly Lebanese!!.'

[MrHyeSev]

Re: Short Jokes (Homsi's)

Q: How do you keep a homsi busy?

A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a
piece of paper.

[MrHyeSev]

Re: Short Jokes (Homsi's)

Q: Why did 18 homsis go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!!

[MrHyeSev]

Re: Short Jokes (Homsi's)

homsi #1: 'Have you ever read Shakespeare?'
homsi #2: 'No, who wrote it??

[MrHyeSev]

Re: Short Jokes (Homsi's)

A homsi was driving down the highway to Disneyland when he
saw a sign that said 'DISNEYLAND LEFT'. After
thinking for a minute he said to himself 'oh well!'
and turned around and returned home.

[LebHye]

Re: Short Jokes (Homsi's)

Q: How do you make a homsi laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

[LebHye]

Re: Short Jokes (Homsi's)

Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A HOMSI BUSY ALL DAY??
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.



homsi: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It's 3:15."
homsi: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the wierdest
thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get
a different answer."




Q: Why did the homsi take his typewriter to the doctor ??
A: He thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.

[MrHyeSev]

Re: Short Jokes (Homsi's)

Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A HOMSI BUSY ALL DAY??
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.



homsi: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It's 3:15."
homsi: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the wierdest
thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get
a different answer."




Q: Why did the homsi take his typewriter to the doctor ??
A: He thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.

Homsi jokes are the best