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Short Jokes (Homsi's)

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  • Short Jokes (Homsi's)

    Homsi's are people that live in apart of Saudi Arabia which the iq rate isn't high at all






    Homsi: I was born in Lebanon.
    Lebanese : 'Oh really, what part?'
    Homsi : 'All of me, you silly Lebanese!!.'
    Last edited by MrHyeSev; 04-06-2009, 11:56 PM.
    Positive vibes, positive taught

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    Re: Short Jokes (Homsi's)

    Q: How do you keep a homsi busy?

    A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a
    piece of paper.
    Positive vibes, positive taught

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      Re: Short Jokes (Homsi's)

      Q: Why did 18 homsis go to a movie?
      A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!!
      Positive vibes, positive taught

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      • #4
        Re: Short Jokes (Homsi's)

        homsi #1: 'Have you ever read Shakespeare?'
        homsi #2: 'No, who wrote it??
        Positive vibes, positive taught

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        • #5
          Re: Short Jokes (Homsi's)

          A homsi was driving down the highway to Disneyland when he
          saw a sign that said 'DISNEYLAND LEFT'. After
          thinking for a minute he said to himself 'oh well!'
          and turned around and returned home.
          Positive vibes, positive taught

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          • #6
            Re: Short Jokes (Homsi's)

            Q: How do you make a homsi laugh on Saturday?
            A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

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            • #7
              Re: Short Jokes (Homsi's)

              Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A HOMSI BUSY ALL DAY??
              A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.



              homsi: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
              MAN: "It's 3:15."
              homsi: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the wierdest
              thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get
              a different answer."




              Q: Why did the homsi take his typewriter to the doctor ??
              A: He thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.

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              • #8
                Re: Short Jokes (Homsi's)

                Originally posted by LebHye View Post
                Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A HOMSI BUSY ALL DAY??
                A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.



                homsi: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
                MAN: "It's 3:15."
                homsi: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the wierdest
                thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get
                a different answer."




                Q: Why did the homsi take his typewriter to the doctor ??
                A: He thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.


                Homsi jokes are the best
                Positive vibes, positive taught

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