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A 5th grade teacher asked the class to tell what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up --fireman, policeman, salesman, etc...
David was uncharacteristically quiet. When the teacher asked about what his father did he stood up and said "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if an offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and have sex with him for money."
The teacher was stunned by David's response. She hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took him aside to ask "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said David, "He works for the Bush administration, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
haha
A 5th grade teacher asked the class to tell what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up --fireman, policeman, salesman, etc...
David was uncharacteristically quiet. When the teacher asked about what his father did he stood up and said "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if an offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and have sex with him for money."
The teacher was stunned by David's response. She hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took him aside to ask "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said David, "He works for the Bush administration, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
haha
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