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What does YOUR father do?

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  • What does YOUR father do?

    Surfer babe, this one's for you....

    A 5th grade teacher asked the class to tell what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up --fireman, policeman, salesman, etc...

    David was uncharacteristically quiet. When the teacher asked about what his father did he stood up and said "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if an offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and have sex with him for money."

    The teacher was stunned by David's response. She hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took him aside to ask "Is that really true about your father?"

    "No," said David, "He works for the Bush administration, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

    haha
    The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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    Re: What does YOUR father do?

    Originally posted by ckBejug Surfer babe, this one's for you....

    A 5th grade teacher asked the class to tell what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up --fireman, policeman, salesman, etc...

    David was uncharacteristically quiet. When the teacher asked about what his father did he stood up and said "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if an offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and have sex with him for money."

    The teacher was stunned by David's response. She hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took him aside to ask "Is that really true about your father?"

    "No," said David, "He works for the Bush administration, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

    haha

    hahahahahahahhahahaha. Somewhere in California, Surfer is cursing pretty loudly...

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    • #3
      I like that one.

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      • #4
        a nice one

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        • #5
          HAHA. That little laughter inducing joke/story was funny enough and amusing as us finding out Emil's secret about his visit to the proctologist.

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          • #6
            that was a good one

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