Blague in French

[felizitation]

Un sadique, un masochiste, un tueur en serie, un
necrophile, un zoophile et un pyromane sont assis sur un banc dans un parc et
s'ennuient a mourir.

D'un coup le zoophile dit :
"Venez, on attrape un chat !"

Le sadique dit :
"Venez on attrape un chat, et après on le torture !"

Le tueur en serie dit :
"Venez on attrape un chat, on le torture, et après on
le tue !"

Le necrophile dit :
"Venez on attrape un chat, on le torture, on le tue,
et après on le baise !"

Le pyromane dit :
"Venez on attrape un chat, on le torture, on le tue,
on le baise, et après on le brule !"



Et le masochiste dit :
"Miaou !!!"


Hahahahahahahahahaha !!!!!
I mean HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

[xBaron Dants]

hahahahahahahahaha!!! j'aime bien!

[sSsflamesSs]

Shame on you guys! Translate!

Actually, I think I got it, hehe...with the help of an online translator. So the kitty is the masochist, eh?

TA-DA!

A sadist, a masochist, a killer in series, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac sat on a bench in a park and are bored has to die. Of a blow the zoophile known as: "Come, one catches a cat!" The sadist known as: "Come one catches a cat, and after one tortures it!" The killer in series known as: "Come one catches a cat, one tortures it, and after one kills it!" The necrophile known as: "Come one catches a cat, one tortures it, one kills it, and after one kisses it!" The pyromaniac known as: "Come one catches a cat, one tortures it, one kills it, one kisses it, and after one it brule!" And the masochist known as: "Miaou!!!"

[felizitation]

Originally posted by sSsflamesSs Shame on you guys! Translate!

Actually, I think I got it, hehe...with the help of an online translator. So the kitty is the masochist, eh?

TA-DA!

Thank you ! My finger were so tired that it was a real harsh to translate this. Here it is the way I translate it




A sadist, a masochist, a serial-killer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac sat on a bench in a park and are bored to death.

Of a blow, the zoophile says:
"Come! we catch a cat!"

The sadist says:
"Come! we catch a cat, and then we torture it!"

The serial killer says:
"Come! we catch a cat, we torture it, and then we kill it!"

The necrophile says:
"Come! we catch a cat, we tortures it, we kill it, and then we f$$$ it!"

The pyromaniac says:
"Come! we catch a cat, we torture it, we kill it, we f$$$ it, and then we burn it !"

And the masochist says:
"Miaou!!!"


Who wants to improve his french? Who wants to translate this in armenian ?

[TJ]

i would except i dont know how you would translate zoophole or serial killer or necrophile or pyromaniac into armenian

[xBaron Dants]

Originally posted by TigranJamharian i would except i dont know how you would translate zoophole or serial killer or necrophile or pyromaniac into armenian

I could give it a try, but I risk sounding way too vulgar.

[felizitation]

Originally posted by TigranJamharian i would except i dont know how you would translate zoophole or serial killer or necrophile or pyromaniac into armenian

Zoophile : Ա ն ա ս ն ա ս է ր
... and I'm really not sure of the translation ...

The other words don't seem to exists ...

[TJ]

Alright im bored so i decided to take on this task, and my dictionary didnt even have zoophile.

Mi Sadist, mi masochist, mi serial martaspan, mi necrophile, mi anasnaser meke mi pyromaniac nestatsen sadum u shat dzandzratsaten.

Es anasnasere ankap asma
"Ari gnank katu bernek"

Sadiste asuma:
"Ari gnank bernenk heto tanjenk"

Serial Martaspane asuma:
"Ari gnank bernenk, tanjenk heto spanenk"

Necrophile asuma:
"Ari gnank bernenk, tanjenk, spanenk heto kunenk"

Pyromaniac asuma:
"Ari gnank bernenk, tanjenk, spanenk, kunenk heto varenk"


Es masochistnel asuma
"Miaou!"

[xBaron Dants]

looooooooooooooooooool!

Well done! Anasnaser was how I would've translated the word.

[felizitation]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA
Good Job Tigran )