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  • Blague in French

    Un sadique, un masochiste, un tueur en serie, un
    necrophile, un zoophile et un pyromane sont assis sur un banc dans un parc et
    s'ennuient a mourir.

    D'un coup le zoophile dit :
    "Venez, on attrape un chat !"

    Le sadique dit :
    "Venez on attrape un chat, et après on le torture !"

    Le tueur en serie dit :
    "Venez on attrape un chat, on le torture, et après on
    le tue !"

    Le necrophile dit :
    "Venez on attrape un chat, on le torture, on le tue,
    et après on le baise !"

    Le pyromane dit :
    "Venez on attrape un chat, on le torture, on le tue,
    on le baise, et après on le brule !"



    Et le masochiste dit :
    "Miaou !!!"


    Hahahahahahahahahaha !!!!!
    I mean HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

  • #2
    hahahahahahahahaha!!! j'aime bien!

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    • #3
      Shame on you guys! Translate!

      Actually, I think I got it, hehe...with the help of an online translator. So the kitty is the masochist, eh?

      TA-DA!

      A sadist, a masochist, a killer in series, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac sat on a bench in a park and are bored has to die. Of a blow the zoophile known as: "Come, one catches a cat!" The sadist known as: "Come one catches a cat, and after one tortures it!" The killer in series known as: "Come one catches a cat, one tortures it, and after one kills it!" The necrophile known as: "Come one catches a cat, one tortures it, one kills it, and after one kisses it!" The pyromaniac known as: "Come one catches a cat, one tortures it, one kills it, one kisses it, and after one it brule!" And the masochist known as: "Miaou!!!"

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      • #4
        Originally posted by sSsflamesSs Shame on you guys! Translate!

        Actually, I think I got it, hehe...with the help of an online translator. So the kitty is the masochist, eh?

        TA-DA!
        Thank you ! My finger were so tired that it was a real harsh to translate this. Here it is the way I translate it




        A sadist, a masochist, a serial-killer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac sat on a bench in a park and are bored to death.

        Of a blow, the zoophile says:
        "Come! we catch a cat!"

        The sadist says:
        "Come! we catch a cat, and then we torture it!"

        The serial killer says:
        "Come! we catch a cat, we torture it, and then we kill it!"

        The necrophile says:
        "Come! we catch a cat, we tortures it, we kill it, and then we f$$$ it!"

        The pyromaniac says:
        "Come! we catch a cat, we torture it, we kill it, we f$$$ it, and then we burn it !"

        And the masochist says:
        "Miaou!!!"


        Who wants to improve his french? Who wants to translate this in armenian ?

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        • #5
          i would except i dont know how you would translate zoophole or serial killer or necrophile or pyromaniac into armenian

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          • #6
            Originally posted by TigranJamharian i would except i dont know how you would translate zoophole or serial killer or necrophile or pyromaniac into armenian
            I could give it a try, but I risk sounding way too vulgar.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by TigranJamharian i would except i dont know how you would translate zoophole or serial killer or necrophile or pyromaniac into armenian
              Zoophile : Ա ն ա ս ն ա ս է ր
              ... and I'm really not sure of the translation ...

              The other words don't seem to exists ...

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              • #8
                Alright im bored so i decided to take on this task, and my dictionary didnt even have zoophile.

                Mi Sadist, mi masochist, mi serial martaspan, mi necrophile, mi anasnaser meke mi pyromaniac nestatsen sadum u shat dzandzratsaten.

                Es anasnasere ankap asma
                "Ari gnank katu bernek"

                Sadiste asuma:
                "Ari gnank bernenk heto tanjenk"

                Serial Martaspane asuma:
                "Ari gnank bernenk, tanjenk heto spanenk"

                Necrophile asuma:
                "Ari gnank bernenk, tanjenk, spanenk heto kunenk"

                Pyromaniac asuma:
                "Ari gnank bernenk, tanjenk, spanenk, kunenk heto varenk"


                Es masochistnel asuma
                "Miaou!"

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                • #9
                  looooooooooooooooooool!

                  Well done! Anasnaser was how I would've translated the word.

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                  • #10
                    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA
                    Good Job Tigran )

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