Christmation day jokes

[Hyegirl]

I want to pull some jokes on my godfather when I get chrismated. (We are friends: I know I can get away with something.) I was thinking of having everyone who joins us for lunch after call him Don (his name), and have them make indirect references to the Godfather movies. What do you guys think?

[Haykakan]

Re: Christmation day jokes

I liked this one

A father is in church with three of his young children, including his five year old daughter.

As was customary, he sat in the very front row so that the children could properly witness the service.

During this particular service, the minister was performing the baptism of a tiny infant. The little five year old girl was taken by this, observing that he was saying something and pouring water over the infant's head.

With a quizzical look on her face, the little girl turned to her father and asked: "Daddy, why is he brainwashing that baby??"

[MrHyeSev]

Re: Christmation day jokes

I liked this one

A father is in church with three of his young children, including his five year old daughter.

As was customary, he sat in the very front row so that the children could properly witness the service.

During this particular service, the minister was performing the baptism of a tiny infant. The little five year old girl was taken by this, observing that he was saying something and pouring water over the infant's head.

With a quizzical look on her face, the little girl turned to her father and asked: "Daddy, why is he brainwashing that baby??"

Good one Haykakan lol