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  • Bear on roof

    Up north one morning
    A man wakes up to find a bear on his roof
    So he looked in the yellow pages , and sure enough
    There was an ad for " up north bear removers "
    He called the number , and the bear remover said he'd be right over
    The bear remover arrived and got out of his van
    He had a ladder , a baseball bat , a 12 gauge shotgun , and a mean looking , heavily scarred old pit bull dog
    What are you going to do ? asked the homeowner
    I'm going to put the ladder up against the roof
    Then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat
    When the bear falls off the roof , the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go
    The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van
    He then handed the shotgun to the homeowner
    What's the shotgun for ? the homeowner asked
    If the bear knocks ME off the roof , you shoot the dog
    HARK

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    Re: Bear on roof

    LOL good one
    Originally posted by Artashes View Post
    Up north one morning
    A man wakes up to find a bear on his roof
    So he looked in the yellow pages , and sure enough
    There was an ad for " up north bear removers "
    He called the number , and the bear remover said he'd be right over
    The bear remover arrived and got out of his van
    He had a ladder , a baseball bat , a 12 gauge shotgun , and a mean looking , heavily scarred old pit bull dog
    What are you going to do ? asked the homeowner
    I'm going to put the ladder up against the roof
    Then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat
    When the bear falls off the roof , the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go
    The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van
    He then handed the shotgun to the homeowner
    What's the shotgun for ? the homeowner asked
    If the bear knocks ME off the roof , you shoot the dog
    Positive vibes, positive taught

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