Feed monkey

[Armenia]

Vartanik walks to his house and asks his mom, "Mom can I have a pet monkey?" The mom says, "NO SON!" you have to feed them a lot! Then Vartanik says, "No you don`t, at the zoo it says, "No feeding the monkeys!!!"

[Anonymouse]

I think it would be interesting if Vartanik had a duel to the death with Richard Simmons. Any thoughts on who would be victorious?

[armenator301]

hey did you here aany other vatanik jokes. those are as funny as this one

[Anonymouse]

This was funny?

Maybe if Vartanik shoved his fist in the monkey's ass and made a puppet out of it, but not this.

[sSsflamesSs]

Dude, a fist being shoved up any kind of ass (baby, monkey, whatnot) is just nasty! NOT FUNNY! Get over it.

[Anonymouse]

Quiet you!

[sSsflamesSs]

Ummm...*thoughtfully scratches head*...how about NO! hehehehehe

[armenator301]

hey u know what would be funny anonymouse
if someone stuck their fist up your ass
lol lol

[Anonymouse]

Why are you getting such ideas of fists up my ass?

Strange Armenator, I wonder if by "someone" you meant yourself.