You Know You're Armenian When...

[Lilya]

im hayastanci too....

[Anonymouse]

im hayastanci too....

The only difference with me and the rest are I have very little facial hair and I tried everything to initiate growth, from tonics to constant shaving. Don't work.

[Lilya]

one in a million eh... one in a million

[Anonymouse]

I don't know if I am that special to be one in a million but it's just the lack of facial hair. My body looks like shag carpet. I look like a yeti.

[Lilya]

hehehh :P

[Anonymouse]

I shave my body with a weedwacker and you wouldn't believe what happened thsi morning I actually got some facial hair! It was soo much at once that I had to trim it with our lawnmower but it's stable now. Even then I am so hairy I can't even sweat because I am like a human sponge. And I can't even xxxx because my ass hair tangles every turd into submission!

[Lilya]

Oh you poor thing!

[Anonymouse]

Well it's nothing to feel sorry for...I mean I love the way I am. Of course girls don't like it because they need a map for me but thats another story.

Another thing...you know you're Armenian when you are Armenian and you are pretending to be black or a thug and you type in ebonics too ( this goes out to all the guys and girls respectively.

[Lilya]

heheh :P

[Lilya]

okay, now i can say you're one in a million for requiring a personal map....