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So there I was at my favorite watering hole (most people throw penny's in the well, I throw in my empty cans).
So there I was.
And up comes this guy with his girlfriend who was visibly crying. He said "Hey! Is this the guy honey?" while pointing at me, and through her sobbing, she muttered a faint "yeah". The guy says to me, "I'm going to kick your ass" and I said "Ok, just one second."
I proceeded to chug my last Mike's Hard Lemonade, I jammed my fingers down my throat, and sent out a perfect stream of projectile vomit with enough force to tear the paint off of an '82 Ford.
With his eye's burning, I quickly made my escape, but not before stealing his shoes.
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So there I was.
And up comes this guy with his girlfriend who was visibly crying. He said "Hey! Is this the guy honey?" while pointing at me, and through her sobbing, she muttered a faint "yeah". The guy says to me, "I'm going to kick your ass" and I said "Ok, just one second."
I proceeded to chug my last Mike's Hard Lemonade, I jammed my fingers down my throat, and sent out a perfect stream of projectile vomit with enough force to tear the paint off of an '82 Ford.
With his eye's burning, I quickly made my escape, but not before stealing his shoes.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2809146845&category=11 632
Help put food on this poor old man's table.
Thank you
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