How I almost got beat up tonight

[Dorobo]

Last time I allmost got into a brawl it was at a party when i hit on this guys girlfriend. He was about to kick my ass, so all i did was say, "bro, your right. I am scum. I deserve a good ass kicking. Please, kick my ass for me?" THen i proceded to spread my arms and close my eyes, in the upmost confidence mind you. He really apreciated the gesture, and we shared a beer. Charm clears up many arguments my friends.

[Anonymouse]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU PUSSED OUT. HAHAHAHAHAHAH WUSS!

I can never stand that. I like it when they bring it to me.

[Andromida806]

That is pretty degrading :?

[Anonymouse]

Yea. I'd shove my fist so deep up his ass I'd make a sock puppet out of him.

[TVAdict710]

is it just me or do you seem a little obsessed with fists and asses coming to meet?

[Anonymouse]

Oh damn, the shoes actually got sold.

I never thought that would happen.

[Anonymouse]

Well apparently they got sold and removed it from the pictures too!