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  • Worst time for a poop?

    What do you guys think is the worst time for a poop? I'm gonna go off a limb here and say when you are on a date and you just get that feeling of your stomach being twisted and you know it's acid inside.

    Oh yeah, and I don't care if you think this is gross or disgusting because it's part of our life daily and yet no one talks about it because it's taboo. Ease the chains of seriousness on your mind.

    I am anxiously waiting for your input folks.







    -A mild-mannered Tampon salesman from the Shadyside
    Achkerov kute.

  • #2
    I think the worst time to do that is when u are performing in a concert

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    • #3
      What if you're on the bus? Or what about your own wedding in the middle of the ceremony you suddenly get the urge the painful urge to just let it out!

      That would be one of the worst times to get it.
      Achkerov kute.

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      • #4
        Number 2

        Never liked someone who had to 'drop logs' on an airplane...especially if you're that unlucky person who has a seat next to the rathole-sized bathroom. Cause you know when that door swings open...it ain't gonna smell like petunias, that's for sure ops:

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        • #5
          Yes on the plane is a bad time especially since they have no wear to empty the feces. I mean imagine if you had to go really bad and you hadn't xxxx for a week and you were about to unload a redwood tree and it took you a good 30 minutes of non stop unloading and popping a vein in your forehead, that little toilet would be filled to the brim and just HOW you're going to get rid of all that xxxx is a mystery to me. Well I guess you can call a flight attendant or just quietly sneak out and go back to your seat.
          Achkerov kute.

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          • #6
            the worst time is when youre taking your SAT test. yup

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            • #7
              I like to wear my sunglasses while pooping because it makes me feel cooler, plus I always have reading material handy just in case it's one of those seasonal poops that lasts all fall.

              The worst is when you are really sick and you dont know whether you are gonna throw up or poop, because you have to rationalize which one you would rather clean up off of the floor.
              Achkerov kute.

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              • #8
                the worst is when you gatto poop, pee, and fart at the same time.. but u dont wanna poop in public but if u pee and fart it will allow you to hold in the poop longer.. so you gatto hold the poop and pee, and filter out a few stinky farts.. i talk from experience!!

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                • #9
                  I would have to say the worst time to have the sudden urge to reveal yourself is when on a long roadtrip and theres the next exit is at least 30 miles ahead. ops:

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                  • #10
                    That's not that bad. I once had to crap while driving to Pismo beach and I stopped by some cows and crapped. They looked at me and wondered but being the stupid animals that they are, they just smelled my xxxx and chewed on the grass. I think it helped open there appetite a bit more.
                    Achkerov kute.

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