How the Jews got the 10 comandments

[jilbagh]

How the Jews got the 10 Commandments

God went to the Arabs and said:
I have Commandments for you that will make your
lives better."

And the Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"

And the Lord said:

"They are rules for living."
"Can you give us an example?"
"Thou shalt not kill."
"Not kill? We're not interested."

So he went to the Blacks and said :
I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.

And the Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said:

- "Honor thy Father and Mother."
- "Father? We don't know who our fathers are."

So He went to the Mexicans and said:
I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.

And the Mexicans wanted an example, and the Lord said:

- "Thou shalt not steal."
- "Not steal? We're not interested."

He went to the French and said:
"I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.

"The French wanted an example and the Lord said:
"Thou shalt not commit adultery."
"Not commit adultery? We're not interested.

He went to the Jews and said:
"I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better."

"Commandments?" they said, "How much are they?"
"They're free."
"We'll take 10."

[TJ]

pretty funny

[Darorinag]

Hahahahahhahaha!!!!! This one is great!!!

[Anonymouse]

And hence how the world works.

[SagGal]

That actually made me laugh. hehehe