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    How the Jews got the 10 Commandments

    God went to the Arabs and said:
    I have Commandments for you that will make your
    lives better."

    And the Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?"

    And the Lord said:

    "They are rules for living."
    "Can you give us an example?"
    "Thou shalt not kill."
    "Not kill? We're not interested."

    So he went to the Blacks and said :
    I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.

    And the Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said:

    - "Honor thy Father and Mother."
    - "Father? We don't know who our fathers are."

    So He went to the Mexicans and said:
    I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.

    And the Mexicans wanted an example, and the Lord said:

    - "Thou shalt not steal."
    - "Not steal? We're not interested."

    He went to the French and said:
    "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.

    "The French wanted an example and the Lord said:
    "Thou shalt not commit adultery."
    "Not commit adultery? We're not interested.

    He went to the Jews and said:
    "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better."

    "Commandments?" they said, "How much are they?"
    "They're free."
    "We'll take 10."

  • #2
    pretty funny

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    • #3
      Hahahahahhahaha!!!!! This one is great!!!

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      • #4
        And hence how the world works.
        Achkerov kute.

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        • #5
          That actually made me laugh. hehehe
          I see...

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