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Ordering pizza in 2008

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  • Ordering pizza in 2008

    Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I
    have your national ID number?"

    Customer: "Hi, I'd like to place an order."

    Operator: "May I have your NIDN first, sir?"

    Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh,
    it's 6102049998-45-54610."

    Operator: "Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at
    1742 Meadowland Drive, and the phone number's
    494-2366. Your office number over at Lincoln
    Insurance is 745-2302, and your cell number's
    266-2566. Which number are you calling from, sir?"

    Customer: "Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this
    information?"

    Operator: "We're wired into the system, sir."

    Customer: (Sighs) "Oh, well, I'd like to order a
    couple of your All-Meat Special pizzas."

    Operator: "I don't think that's a good idea, sir."

    Customer: "Whaddya mean?"

    Operator: "Sir, your medical records indicate that
    you've got very high blood pressure and extremely
    high cholesterol. Your National Health Care provider
    won't allow such an unhealthy choice."

    Customer: "What do you recommend, then?"

    Operator: "You might try our low-fat Soybean Pizza.
    I'm sure you'll like it."

    Customer: "What makes you think I'd like something
    like that?"

    Operator: "Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean
    Recipes' from your local library last week, sir.
    That's why I made the suggestion."

    Customer: "All right, all right . Give me two
    family-sized ones, then."

    Operator: "That should be plenty for you, your wife
    and your four kids, sir. Your total is $49.99."

    Customer: "Lemme give you my credit card number."

    Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have
    to pay in cash. Your credit card balance is over its
    limit."

    Customer: "I'll run over to the ATM and get some
    cash before your driver gets here."

    Operator: "That won't work either, sir. Your
    checking account's overdrawn."

    Customer: "Never mind. Just send the pizzas. I'll
    have the cash ready. How long will it take?"

    Operator: "We're running a little behind, sir. It'll
    be about 45 minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you
    might want to pick 'em up while you're out getting
    the cash, but carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be
    a little awkward."

    Customer: "How the hell do you know I'm riding a
    bike?"

    Operator: "It says here you're in arrears on your
    car payments, so your car got repo'ed. But your
    Harley's paid up.

    Customer: "@#%/$@&?#!"

    Operator: "I'd advise watching your language, sir.
    You've already got a July 2006 conviction for
    cussing out a cop."

    Customer: (Speechless)

    Operator: "Will there be anything else, sir?"

    Customer: "Yes, I have a coupon for a free 2 liter
    of Coke".

    Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary
    clause prevents us from offering free soda to
    diabetics."

  • #2
    Phone? In 2008? Last few times I have ordered pizza, it has been online.
    this post = teh win.

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    • #3
      rofl... ordering pizza online?

      I've heard about online grocery orders, but never heard of pizza.

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      • #4
        One of the biggest benefits of the information revolution and living in the US

        Pizza Hut

        Papa Johns

        Dominos

        Haven't tried dominos yet ...
        this post = teh win.

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        • #5
          rofl.. .wtf... i never even go on pizza websites hahah..

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          • #6
            Hey! I received that same exact joke in my email. Hmmm, I laughed at it then and I'll laugh at it now.
            I see...

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            • #7
              I'm cheap. I don't order pizza. I just steal it from the pizza boy when the neighbor orders it.
              Achkerov kute.

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