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Why Armenian's Can't Be Terrorists:

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    Why Armenian's Can't Be Terrorists:

    this is an e-mail i got i thought was funny..
    Why Armenian's Can't Be Terrorists:

    *1. 8:45am is too early for us to be up.
    *2. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights - AND SOME .
    *3. Pretty people on the plane distract us.
    *4. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
    *5. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why
    we're there - and with no ethnic food - we would be too busy complaining -
    agas wheres the cekoufte??
    *6. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our
    weapons down.- and since we are always right - we would have walked away saying "that idot ....' and forgotten the weapons ....
    *7. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
    *8. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
    *9. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
    *AND MY FAVORITE.....
    *10. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.
    *11. Paul and Harout would be blaring, we'd be dancing, we
    would miss each others signals ......
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    You're quite the mighty on eh?

    ...rackin up a post count of 5 for a newbie.

    Cheers.
    Achkerov kute.

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    • #3
      Ara newbie-nerin mi chnshi!! Dont foreget your xxxxx days, actually that time you were like the only person posting. :P hum.. now that i think about it ~you brought life to this forum. yeah!!

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      • #4
        yea I'm glad I did. Armenians need to post more and hook up less.

        Jesus, every bumbling Armenian with internet access is hooking up these days, while few use the technology at their disposal for genuine enlightenment or noble purposes, such as discussing anything with fellow Armenians throughout.
        Achkerov kute.

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        • #5
          But you're right there was a time when I was posting to myself ( I am schizoid ), and I was and always will be and still am a post-xxxxx.
          Achkerov kute.

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          • #6
            Re: Why Armenian's Can't Be Terrorists:

            that was a good one vrej...

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            • #7
              Re: Why Armenian's Can't Be Terrorists:

              nice, funny actually Bush had put Armenia on the terrorist country list, but the Armenian dispora got really pissed and sent him FAXes telling him to take Armenia off which he finally did
              Մեկ Ազգ, Մեկ Մշակույթ
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              "Western Assimilation is the greatest threat to the Armenian nation since the Armenian Genocide."

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