a woman was having a shower, a burglar broke into her house he couldn't find anything to steal so he opened her fridge and grabbed a bottle of milk and drank it all he then picked up the womans shirt and ripped it cos he was angry as he couldnt find anything to steal he left the house and then the woman finished her shower and came into the kitchen and saw that a burglar had been in her house she rang the police and said 'a burglar came in my house ripped my shirt and drank my milk'.
get it?*lol*

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