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  • #1

    the dress

    A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house.
    She rang the doorbell and walked in.
    She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.
    Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
    "What are you doing?" she asked.
    "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.
    "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
    "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
    "Love dress? But you're naked!"
    "My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly comes romantic and
    ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."
    The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on
    her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and
    laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
    Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying
    there so provocatively.
    "What are you doing?" he asked
    "This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.

    "Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"
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  • #2
    AHAHHAHAH! I don't know if it's cruel or sad. Perhaps a bit of both?

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    • #3
      lol. Funny funny stuff.
      I see...

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      • #4
        my mom told me that joke like 10 years ago.
        [COLOR=#4b0082][B][SIZE=4][FONT=trebuchet ms]“If you think you can, or you can’t, you’re right.”
        -Henry Ford[/FONT][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR]

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        • #5
          My grandfather used to tell that joke. It is much better in Armenian.

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          • #6
            LOL poor woman.......

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            • #7
              well id never heard it and i thought it was funny

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              • #8
                It is very funny. I love that joke.

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                • #9
                  Girls, don't laugh, that's going to be us in 30 years (some even sooner).

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                  • #10
                    HAHAHAHAHHA SSSflamlesss what you said makes it even more funnier

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