Big Time Thread! Big Stuff here!

[Anonymouse]

Funny.....the fortune says "Look up an old friend if you're feeling down" Lucky Numbers 22, 25, 30, 31, 39, 47

(on the back)
Learn Chinese - I'd like to pay: Wo xiang fu qian

[Anonymouse]

Well anyway just for the record I ate them all anyway.

Here are the other three beauties:

"Advancement will come with hard work"

"Your artistic talents win the approval and applause of others" (there was also a pube in this fortune cookie)

"You are offered the dream of a lifetime. Say yes!"

[Andromida806]

WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP..... I knew that cookie would come back around some time. I WANT MY PUBE BACK !!!!!

[Anonymouse]

How do you know that was your pube? It could have been the pube of some baby. It was pretty straight and soft and very thin. It's almost as if I had some silk string going down my esophagus. And besides, it's mixed in with the hydrchloric acid in my stomach and digested so I don't think you'll get it, unless of course you go through my feces.

[Andromida806]

Well it was soft because I mosturize and I think i'll just let you keep it.

[TVAdict710]

ewwwwwwwwwwww