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    A rope walks into a bar and orders for a beer. The bartender says, "We don't serve ropes around here! Get out!"
    So the rope leaves, hanging its head and sits on the curb. A man sees him and asks him why he's so sad. The rope answers, "The bartender doesn't serve ropes."
    "I have just the solution for you," says the man, and he grabs the rope. He ties a big knot in the middle of the rope, and loosens the binding at one end. "You'll have no trouble now."
    So the rope walks right back into the bar and again, orders a beer. The bartender looks at him suspiciously and asks, "Aren't you that rope from a minute ago?"
    "Nope," the rope replies. "I'm a frayed knot."

  • #2
    That joke is so femiliar. I think it was even posted here before or a similar joke. It's cute though.
    I see...

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    • #3
      I hung that rope.
      I'm sorry that I was such an idiot.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Deviance
        I hung that rope.

        You were supposed to use the rope to hang yourself...DAMNIT!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by violette829
          You were supposed to use the rope to hang yourself...DAMNIT!
          Quick question: Does your diet consist of anything else besides male fluids?
          I'm sorry that I was such an idiot.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by SagGal
            That joke is so femiliar. I think it was even posted here before or a similar joke. It's cute though.
            Welcome to Armenianclub.com where creativity and logic are at a minimum and stupidity seems to run at a maximum.
            I'm sorry that I was such an idiot.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Deviance
              Quick question: Does your diet consist of anything else besides male fluids?


              Answer: Nope. I drink male fluids all day & all night.



              PS: In this post, the following equation is assumed to be true.

              Male Fluids=Water

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Deviance
                Welcome to Armenianclub.com where creativity and logic are at a minimum and stupidity seems to run at a maximum.
                Was that an insult...........aimed at me?
                I see...

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by SagGal
                  Was that an insult...........aimed at me?
                  If that is what you surmise and wish to be true, then be it.
                  I'm sorry that I was such an idiot.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by violette829
                    Answer: Nope. I drink male fluids all day & all night.



                    PS: In this post, the following equation is assumed to be true.

                    Male Fluids=Water
                    No that is a petty cover up for your demeanor. See, male fluids is simply restricted to as that of the male's bodily fluids, i.e. the excess. Glad to see you are open with that.
                    I'm sorry that I was such an idiot.

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