A rope walks into a bar and orders for a beer. The bartender says, "We don't serve ropes around here! Get out!"
So the rope leaves, hanging its head and sits on the curb. A man sees him and asks him why he's so sad. The rope answers, "The bartender doesn't serve ropes."
"I have just the solution for you," says the man, and he grabs the rope. He ties a big knot in the middle of the rope, and loosens the binding at one end. "You'll have no trouble now."
So the rope walks right back into the bar and again, orders a beer. The bartender looks at him suspiciously and asks, "Aren't you that rope from a minute ago?"
"Nope," the rope replies. "I'm a frayed knot."
So the rope leaves, hanging its head and sits on the curb. A man sees him and asks him why he's so sad. The rope answers, "The bartender doesn't serve ropes."
"I have just the solution for you," says the man, and he grabs the rope. He ties a big knot in the middle of the rope, and loosens the binding at one end. "You'll have no trouble now."
So the rope walks right back into the bar and again, orders a beer. The bartender looks at him suspiciously and asks, "Aren't you that rope from a minute ago?"
"Nope," the rope replies. "I'm a frayed knot."
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