Announcement

Collapse

Forum Rules (Everyone Must Read!!!)

1] What you CAN NOT post.

You agree, through your use of this service, that you will not use this forum to post any material which is:
- abusive
- vulgar
- hateful
- harassing
- personal attacks
- obscene

You also may not:
- post images that are too large (max is 500*500px)
- post any copyrighted material unless the copyright is owned by you or cited properly.
- post in UPPER CASE, which is considered yelling
- post messages which insult the Armenians, Armenian culture, traditions, etc
- post racist or other intentionally insensitive material that insults or attacks another culture (including Turks)

The Ankap thread is excluded from the strict rules because that place is more relaxed and you can vent and engage in light insults and humor. Notice it's not a blank ticket, but just a place to vent. If you go into the Ankap thread, you enter at your own risk of being clowned on.
What you PROBABLY SHOULD NOT post...
Do not post information that you will regret putting out in public. This site comes up on Google, is cached, and all of that, so be aware of that as you post. Do not ask the staff to go through and delete things that you regret making available on the web for all to see because we will not do it. Think before you post!


2] Use descriptive subject lines & research your post. This means use the SEARCH.

This reduces the chances of double-posting and it also makes it easier for people to see what they do/don't want to read. Using the search function will identify existing threads on the topic so we do not have multiple threads on the same topic.

3] Keep the focus.

Each forum has a focus on a certain topic. Questions outside the scope of a certain forum will either be moved to the appropriate forum, closed, or simply be deleted. Please post your topic in the most appropriate forum. Users that keep doing this will be warned, then banned.

4] Behave as you would in a public location.

This forum is no different than a public place. Behave yourself and act like a decent human being (i.e. be respectful). If you're unable to do so, you're not welcome here and will be made to leave.

5] Respect the authority of moderators/admins.

Public discussions of moderator/admin actions are not allowed on the forum. It is also prohibited to protest moderator actions in titles, avatars, and signatures. If you don't like something that a moderator did, PM or email the moderator and try your best to resolve the problem or difference in private.

6] Promotion of sites or products is not permitted.

Advertisements are not allowed in this venue. No blatant advertising or solicitations of or for business is prohibited.
This includes, but not limited to, personal resumes and links to products or
services with which the poster is affiliated, whether or not a fee is charged
for the product or service. Spamming, in which a user posts the same message repeatedly, is also prohibited.

7] We retain the right to remove any posts and/or Members for any reason, without prior notice.


- PLEASE READ -

Members are welcome to read posts and though we encourage your active participation in the forum, it is not required. If you do participate by posting, however, we expect that on the whole you contribute something to the forum. This means that the bulk of your posts should not be in "fun" threads (e.g. Ankap, Keep & Kill, This or That, etc.). Further, while occasionally it is appropriate to simply voice your agreement or approval, not all of your posts should be of this variety: "LOL Member213!" "I agree."
If it is evident that a member is simply posting for the sake of posting, they will be removed.


8] These Rules & Guidelines may be amended at any time. (last update September 17, 2009)

If you believe an individual is repeatedly breaking the rules, please report to admin/moderator.
See more
See less

Really Really Disgusting

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Really Really Disgusting

    If you're reading this post, i don't want any "ewwww" comments, i don't want any "wtf were you thinking" comments... anything in that sort... i don't wanna hear... i mean this is really really really disgusting... so have fun and read on.

    This story is truly disgusting! if you read one
    disgusting story this year . . . LET IT BE THIS ONE!


    One morning around 5am 22 year old Susan DeLucci of
    Kittery, Maine, woke up with a painful need to
    urinate. At first she thought she had diarrhea, but
    when she stood up out of bed, she realized that it
    was urinary pain. It was very similar to the feeling of
    having diarrhea, just out the wrong hole. She
    wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it, her vagina
    erupted into the most horrific messy farting noise
    anyone has ever heard. In paralyzing pain, Ms.
    DeLucci for the next few minutes continued to push and
    squirt out of her vagina a burning tide of wretch and filth
    while she gripped the sides of the toilet,
    white-knuckled. She was screaming wildly, and the
    neighbors called the police. When medics arrived
    they found Ms. DeNucci unconscious lying on the floor
    of her bathroom wearing nothing but her bath robe.
    Running down her leg, was a stream of brown and
    green syrup.

    The medic had to transfer her to a stretcher, so he
    grabbed her left leg which was bent crossing her
    other leg, to straighten her out. She was lying
    there all twisted up. When he lifted her left leg to
    straighten her body out, he exposed her vagina at
    which point a creature, no larger than the tip of a
    finger wormed its way out of her genitals and landed
    on the floor with a wet popping sound. Shocked, the
    medic stared at the creature that was lying on
    the tile bathroom floor in a casing of mucous. It
    was a tiny mud shrimp and it sat there on the cold floor
    gasping for water while flipping itself back and
    forth.

    The horrified medic turned to the toilet as he felt
    the nausea setting in. When he put his face down
    into the toilet to puke what he saw was so horrific that
    tothis day he cannot look into a toilet without
    convulsing.The entire toilet bowl was boiling with
    baby brown mud shrimp flipping and splashing at a
    furious pace.If you think that is bad - wait until
    you

    hear how it
    happened:

    Ms.DeLucci's death was the result of a combination
    of shock and severe head trauma. She stood up over the
    toilet in pain and when she saw what she had done,
    she went into shock and fell, smashing her head on the
    toilet and then on the floor.

    It is believed by police that two nights before the
    accident she had purchased a live lobster at a fish
    market. While lying in a tub, she gently inserted
    the creature's tail into her vagina to derive physical
    pleasure. At that point, she held a lighter under
    the creature's face causing it to flip its tail in a
    violent snapping motion. The medics found a lesbian
    XXX video in the VCR and the TV was positioned on a
    table in front of the tub. The lobster was found in
    the kitchen garbage can wrapped in a paper bag.
    Traces of Ms. DeLucci's DNA were found on the lobster along
    with pubic hairs that had wedged themselves between
    the lobsters' tail joints. The lobster's face was
    lightly burned with the same fuel used in lighters.
    The lobster's digestive track and colon were found
    to be full of mud shrimp egg casings. Doctors believe
    that the lobster had eaten them (they are common in
    the water at fish markets and are usually harmlessly
    boiled to death) and the lobster had crapped them
    out into Ms. DeLucci's vagina when she was torturing it.

    Maine mud shrimp only take two days to gestate and
    Ms.DeLucci was only four days away from getting her
    period. Doctors believe that at that point of her
    menstrual cycle, her womb was the perfect PH balance
    to grow these mud shrimp which are a much larger
    version of the popular "Sea Monkey" pets sold
    throughout the US. Overnight the eggs had hatched
    and`the mud shrimp began doubling in size every ten
    minutes!!! You can imagine the pain she was in when
    she woke up that morning and gave birth to well over

    1,000 mud shrimp in her toilet.........

    hahahahaha... can you tell why i just HAD to post this???

  • #2
    hahaha, what a dumbass (i mean the girl in the story, not you )
    and sorry, mizzcharagigi, but i do have to say it...that was incredibly disturbing :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

    Comment


    • #3
      woa :shock:

      Comment


      • #4
        That's nothing compared to what Billy Mays had to go through as a kid.
        Achkerov kute.

        Comment


        • #5
          ummm I'm afraid to ask what he went through...

          Comment


          • #6
            WHAT DID BILLY MAYS GO THROUGH AS A KID??? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

            Comment


            • #7
              ahh no!!

              Comment


              • #8
                oooh yesss!!

                Comment


                • #9
                  Okay Billy Mays was an adopted kid from a family who were called the Mayonaisse family. He wasn't too bright. The doctors pulled on his head too hard when he was being born so he had a two feets neck. The kids at school call him E.T. for short. the doctor rapped his head to make it as small as an orange so he would not break his neck. His parents used to shoot needles into him and even shot a needle in his testicles and then shot him in the crotch. He grew up locked up his whole life in a strobe light closet and he had chicken bones and turtle eggs. Occasionally his dad would molest him and touch his camel toe. Occasionally he was fed fire ants with a straw but that was only on days when daddy was not at work which was 6 days a week, and the other day mommy fed him fire ants via a straw. He drew a picture of himself as one can see.




                  The bottom picture is when he was 12 and before had had reconstructive surgery on his whole head. He had alot of irritation in his throat as a boy from the daily peroxide shots his dad forced him to drink. He kept his tonsils in a jar next to his bed. You could look down his throat about a foot and a half down his throat and see some irritation. His dad used to feed him used tampons as well. They looked like this.



                  All in all his diet was about 3/4 tampons and the rest was turtle eggs and chicken bones and pubes. In fact his pillow was a giant knit used tampon his mom made for him. He even wore a tampon outfit for halloween. He also used to molest kids at school. One time he even dipped his penis into a dead skunkand he skunk and after he was done with that he got his fathers gun, aimed at his mom and made her sew the dead skunk to his crotch. He lived like that for 2 years until he had reconstructive surgery on his head and then they removed his testicles and so he had to grow alot of hair to hide his lack of testicles and that is why now he looks like a yeti and he made it is personal goal to invent OxiClean to clean used tampons so when kids of this generation have to swallow they won't swallow all the blood as well.

                  That my friends is the story of Billy Mays.
                  Achkerov kute.

                  Comment


                  • #10
                    On second thought, Lilya, you were right, SORRY I ASKED :shock:

                    Comment

                    Working...
                    X