Stupid Jokes You Laff At Even Though They Suck.

[Deviance]

Where do ants live?

Antarctica

Or this twaddle in the mouths of most GlendHELL Armenians:
"What do you call a comet passing over Glendale? Armogeddon"

[sSsflamesSs]

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! poor wittle bunnies

[Deviance]

Or this current joke: realizing that the mod is who he is now.

[spiral]

alright here we gooooo

Mihat pisik eh linum, yev ays pisik shattt eh xmoom. Mi or pisik@ ororvelov harpats gnumeh kangnum kovi deme. Kove asum eh, "Ches amachum, pokre pisik es eskan shat es xmum? Pisik@ kovin asum eh, "ches amachum yeka kov es lip-cheek ches haknum?"

hahahahehehee

I read this in that Armenian magazine, "ashxare shoorj" I think it was called.

[Anonymouse]

alright here we gooooo

Mihat pisik eh linum, yev ays pisik shattt eh xmoom. Mi or pisik@ ororvelov harpats gnumeh kangnum kovi deme. Kove asum eh, "Ches amachum, pokre pisik es eskan shat es xmum? Pisik@ kovin asum eh, "ches amachum yeka kov es lip-cheek ches haknum?"

hahahahehehee

I read this in that Armenian magazine, "ashxare shoorj" I think it was called.

LL

[Crimson Glow]

Ok, let's see....

Q. What do you call to mexicans playing basketball?

A. Juan on Juan.


Q. What's the difference between a Hoover vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

A. The position of the dirt bag.


Q. What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

A. One US Leader.


Q. What's the difference between a BMW, and a porcupine?

A. On a porcupine, the pricks are on the OUTside

Ba dam bom psshhhhh!


I got more, but first......breakfast!

[Genuine_Stud]

Q: How man cops does it take to arrest a mexican?

A: 49. One to arrest the mexican and 48 others for the oranges.

[ckBejug]

How do you top a car?












tep on the brake tupid!

[ckBejug]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side...




Why did the baby cross the road?

It was stapled to the chicken!

[TheSwineherd]

Two monkeys stumbled into a wall. They were plastered!