Stupid Jokes You Laff At Even Though They Suck.

[hyebruin]

what changed about monica after the sex scandal?

her last name...she also goes by 'Blowinsky'

(haha, this joke really sucks )

[angelik22]

why do men name their penises?






because they don't like a stranger making 90% of their decisions for them.

[angelik22]

here's a lame one:
A: baby are you tired?

B: why?

C: cause i wanna go upstairs and violate you liek a parking meter

[ScavengerOfHumanSorrow]

One day, in an oven, there is a pan of muffins baking.

One muffin turns to the other and says: "Wow, it's really getting hot in here".
The other muffins yells: "AHHHHHHHH!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!"

[SagGal]

One day, in an oven, there is a pan of muffins baking.

One muffin turns to the other and says: "Wow, it's really getting hot in here".
The other muffins yells: "AHHHHHHHH!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!"

I heard that one before and it sort of made me laugh. So does that make me stupid for laughing at a stupid joke?

[ckBejug]

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake all night wondering if there REALLY is a Dog.

[violette829]

Here's some racist ones:



1. What's the difference between a pizza and a jew?
--The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. ( )

2. What do you call 5 black ladies in the shower?
--Gorillas in the mist

3. What do you call a black priest?
--Holy sh*t!

4. What do you call a mexican baptism?
--Bean dip

5. A black guy, a mexican and an Armenian are in the car, who's driving?
--The cop.

[Genuine_Stud]

What do you get when there's a mexican pool party?

Refried beans.

[angelik22]

no no that was goooooooood !! hahahah

heres one,
sorry its a bit racial-- but i dind't write it--

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill?
mudd slide!

[Genuine_Stud]

A penny is rolling downhill, who's chasing it?

A bunch of jews.