Stupid Jokes You Laff At Even Though They Suck.

[yes]

If h20 is water, what is h204?

answer: drinking, bathing,...

[Anonymouse]

What's gross?

A truckload of dead babies.

What's grosser?

A live one at the bottom.

What's grossest?

When the live baby eats its way out.

[Anonymouse]

Me: "What's that under there?"
Friend: "Under Where?"
Me: "Haha, I made you say underwear."




A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.




Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?

Because they have such big fingers.

[yes]

How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

3 plus or minus 75.

[Anonymouse]

Why did the girl fall off the swings?!?!

Because she had no arms!



What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

Roberto!




A blond, brunette and a red-head walk into a bar...

The bartender looks up and says, "What is this a joke?"

[Stark Evade]

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