Two men decided to experiment with a gerbil. One of the men used a toilet paper tube to implant the gerbil into the other man's rectal cavity. The gerbil went too far. The implanter decides to take a look so he goes down to peer into the rectum and decides to use a match for illumination. The methane present in the man's rectum ignited and and scorched the face of the moron who lit the match. Then a deeper pocket of methane behind the gerbil, originating in the large intestine also ignited and shot out a flaming gerbil, which hit the moron's face and broke his nose.
The gerbil died...
Eh... a gerbil has a shytty life anyway.
The gerbil died...
Eh... a gerbil has a shytty life anyway.
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