WMD's

[sSsflamesSs]

News reports have filtered out early this morning that US forces have swooped on an Iraqi Primary School and detained 6th Grade teacher Mohammed Al-Hazar.

Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al-Hazar was in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, and a calculator.

US President George W Bush argued that this was clear and overwhelming evidence that Iraq indeed possessed weapons of math instruction.

[TVAdict710]

[mizzcharagigi]

she just defined "being american"... I LOVE IT!!!

[sSsflamesSs]

If, after all this, it turns out that there are no Weapons of Mass Distruction...what's the US going to do?...say "WHOOPS!"???

[Lilya]

put the weapons there themselves then say ~ seeeeee look they had weapons we told you!!!!!

[TVAdict710]

i wouldn't be surprised

[Lilya]

seriously, if Saddam had weapons of mass destruction, don't you think he would've used them by now?

[Anonymouse]

The only reason Iraq has WMD is because of the U.S. in the first place, the only reason Saddam is in power is because of the U.S. in the first place when they used to be buddy buddy, the reason Saddam turned to be an enemy of the U.S. is because of the U.S. in the first place.

[Lilya]

yea thats true, the US gave them wmd to use against Iran, ~and wants it back now.. but i still dont get why Saddam isnt using them, (i mean its a good thing hes not).. but i dont get why not.

[Anonymouse]

That's becuase the U.S. made sure that Iraq, via the UN, disarm its weapons of WMD and this has been happening steadily over the years, especially prior to the war, and so now its an easy moving in.