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I have decided that I will be voting for President Bush. I will vote for him not because I lack principle, not because he has a tough stance on the war on terror or that he made the national debt bigger than it has ever been, or that he's allowed so many illegal aliens to cross the border, or that he still supports trade restrictions, or quite simply, because he lied about the reasons for war, or for having foreknowledge of 9/11, no. I will not vote for him for any of those reasons. I will vote for him because he loves midgets! Just recently he was at a conference with a colleague and a midget, and he proposed passing an amendment that would make it illegal to make midget jokes toward midgets in public places, such as "How does it feel to be the last one to know it's raining?"
Of course as soon as that Marxist we know as Kerry found out Bush is out to get the midget vote, he soon began, in earnest, to campagn heavily in midget populated areas. Kerry proposed that he would implement everything Bush does, but more competently, and that he would further pass regulations to not outsource jobs such as being in a freak show, so midgets can have jobs. Please folks, there is more at stake in this election than ever. As the candidates have said, if you don't think there is a difference there is something wrong with you, yes. Think of all the midgets that would be let down if we didn't vote. Since both candidates support midgets, it's gonna be hard now that Kerry joined Bush in support of midgets! What will I do?
Of course as soon as that Marxist we know as Kerry found out Bush is out to get the midget vote, he soon began, in earnest, to campagn heavily in midget populated areas. Kerry proposed that he would implement everything Bush does, but more competently, and that he would further pass regulations to not outsource jobs such as being in a freak show, so midgets can have jobs. Please folks, there is more at stake in this election than ever. As the candidates have said, if you don't think there is a difference there is something wrong with you, yes. Think of all the midgets that would be let down if we didn't vote. Since both candidates support midgets, it's gonna be hard now that Kerry joined Bush in support of midgets! What will I do?
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